poonch, poonched, poonches

to severely screw something up or to make a bad time on friends

Born in Eastpointe Michigan, where things can really poonch the fuck out

Blowing into the bong and getting the last bit of weed wet ->( DUDE! you fucking Poonched Us!)

Dropping the Doobie into the lake

Dont

by Papa Liver Brothers May 8, 2004

poonchang

Chinese pussy; like poontang but with the not so clever substitution of the common Chinese surname Chang.

Chinatown smells like rotten fish, but it makes up for it with all the hot poonchang walking around.

by PAR February 28, 2008

poonchka

fuck, got fucked up, got fucked, basically everything

Kaely and i got poonchkaed every night.

poonchka!!
what the poonchka

by jaylinmariahh January 4, 2018

kuti di poonch

kuti = female dog
poonch = tail
kuti di poonch = bitch's tail

Something useless and funny.

Vik: "Tara dissed Harry AGAIN!"
Kumal: "That boy doesn't learn does he."
Vik: "Nope! He's a real kuti di poonch!"

by Luddu Singh August 27, 2007

poonch

Poonch, Poonched, Pooncher, Poonches =

To severely screw something up, to break or ruin something.

(Pooncharelli = someone that allways Poonches it)

Eastpoint Mi - Papa Liver Bros.

Blowing water thru the Bong , ... Dude You Fuckin Poonched us

by Krane Phuture September 28, 2004

PoonChaser

1. Someone who chases poon, A straight male.
2. A vulgar name for a straight male who is extreamly insecure about his manhood.

1. Look at that guy chase that poon.
2. Man hes a fucking poonchaser.

by You Wish You Knew March 16, 2004

Poonching

When a Male and Female have sexual intercourse(Poonching)

Friend1:aww i would totally be poonching her all night
Friend2:ehh dude you wouldnt have a chance your still a virgin
Friend1:still wouldnt you wanna be poonching her?
Friend2:yeah i guess so :D

by thereeper203 July 15, 2010