pumptard

An overly optimistic stock market investor somewhat out-of-touch with reality. One who spreads false rumors with the intention of creating interest in a stock therefore increasing demand and a higher price. The pumptard sells the stock after it has appreciated and therefore benifits from the higher price. Pumptards usually spread their dubious information via online message boards.

Visa stock will be $200 per share by Christmas! Buy now! I am a Pumptard!

by JuggleMan July 7, 2008

Poptarded

When someone is so high, they shove their face full of food in the most idiotic fashion.

Harry: Yesterday Sebastian got really high and ate five drumsticks!

Liam: He looked so stupid!

Harry: He was totally Poptarded

by youknowitstrue-seb March 4, 2015

poptard

A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.

Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!

by jiro August 14, 2003

Protard

A term used aboard merchant vessels when setting ship's chronometer forward after crossing time zones.

Remember to protard your clock tonight so you don't arrive late to watch.

by prosavage August 21, 2021

poptard

A fanatical lover of pop style music.

"Go listen to Britney Spears you poptard!"

by Codeh May 27, 2006

protard

Protard is a combination of the words "professional" and "retard", and is generally used someone who is consistently stupid in their actions.

"You put a quarter on my seat? You Sir, are a protard."

by Godspeed December 5, 2004

Pomptard

A pompous retard. Someone, usually from a wealthy family, that has a low IQ, but looks down his nose at everyone.

Rod was lifted up to the top of the food chain, by a group of wealthy gentlemen, that owed the pomptard a favor.

by Uncle Jerry Sandusky January 9, 2015