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pompous fuck

a deluded cunt, with a false sense of self-worth and self-importance.
John: "Martin, careful because you may slip. The pavement is wet"
Martin: "What? Do you think I don't know that? Were you expecting me to be surprised? Do you not know who I am?"
John: "What a pompous fuck"
by Orbit079 October 3, 2013
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pompous

Do you even know how pompous you are?
by Ereck Flowers August 23, 2017
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pompous

1. one whom of which is full of pomp.

2. a self absorbed person.

3. an elitist pig, usually found inflating her/his ego to the point of nausea.

4. a self proclaimed stately person, commonly found talking down to others whom of which are typically in a higher intelligence quotient bracket.
Gads, did you hear Eric at our last gathering? He so pompous, I'm willing to bet that he's a legend in his own shower.
by No One May 16, 2004
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Promposal

A word referring to a proposal by either a male/femal to a prospective date for prom. "Promposals" can be as simplistic as passing a note or as elaborate as proposing with a flash mob with 10 friends in nothing but their underwear in front of the whole school.
Simplistic example of a Promposal: 'The Note/Text'

Bryan: "Hannah will you go to prom with me? Check 'yes' or 'no'

Hannah: "Can I have some time to think about this?"

Bryan: "Absolutely, take as much time as you need."

Elaborate example of a Promposal: 'The Post-it Car'

Bryan writes about one hundred different notes on 'Post-its' and places them on Hannah's car ensuring to have the words "Will you go to prom with me?" Somewhere on the vehicle where Hannah will notice it. The other notes are quotes, inside jokes, and any other thing that the proposer feels will help he/she obtain a date to the prom.
by WolfKid15 April 27, 2014
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Pompous Ass

What a fucking pompous ass... I HATE SCIENTOLOGISTS.

Expect us.
by Anonymous Does Not Forget February 5, 2008
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Pompous-assery

A display or example of someone being a pompous ass. Typically refers to those who are arrogant and believe they are better than you, and act accordingly.

A person behaving with pompous-assery is acting even more pompous, arrogant, pretentious, and douchey than usual, or is behaving as such out of character.
His obnoxious arrogance that day was such a display of pompous-assery I could barely contain myself.
by LynnInLaw April 27, 2010
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Promposal

(n)- a proposal from one person asking another person to the prom; is the combination of the words "prom" and "proposal."
Jake: I'm thinking about how I'll do my promposal...
Sean: Who're you going to ask?
Jake: Well, I haven't decided yet.
Sean: You have to decide before you ask someone to prom!
by TexanJackass January 22, 2006
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