Is a person that isn't a real club promoter but enjoys facebook inviting his friends to events for local parties at clubs or houses. He uses facebook because he or she is to poor to pay flyers and radio like a real promoter would do. This person is probably unemployed and thinks that doing this will make him big but really its just a hobbie. This person is probably your local celeb that thinks he is big time because he wears the same rocawear shirt to all the partys.
Man that nigga jake is just a facebook promoter, his partys are flop city all the way, im going to the young jeezy banger instead.
by Nikeman09 February 26, 2010
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2) Someone who shits their pants often.
2) Someone who shits their pants often.
From what im reading he is king in the area at shitting his pants and booking shows; other local promotars wish they do 10% of the shifting themselves that he does.
by angrymofo1 November 17, 2016
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A person who ruins events by feeling the need to record/stream every little fucking thing. you can not simply drink and loosen up and have fun anymore as they will record and broadcast anything that happens and it will follow you online forever.
we were drunk dancing when that proofer ashley decided go stream it live to facebook and everyone stopped
by delber January 5, 2018
Get the proofer mug.Someone who’s never worked on an event in their life but sits on the keyboard, “couch” or at dinners and gives unsolicited advice. They can be recognized because sentences usually start with the statement : YOU SHOULD
Jaden: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Jaden: Thriller at the zombie walk
Promoter: you should start working on your choreography for next year. Stop being a couch promoter.
Carol: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Carol: I don’t like the music you picked. You should have house music inventor David Guetta and our local DJs make it danceable.
Promoter: we put out a call to musicians Carol if they wanted to they could have played or you could have suggested it too!
Carol: I don’t want to be a part of all that, I just want to have fun.
Promoter: thanks for being a couch promoter carol.
Promoter: yeh
Jaden: Thriller at the zombie walk
Promoter: you should start working on your choreography for next year. Stop being a couch promoter.
Carol: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Carol: I don’t like the music you picked. You should have house music inventor David Guetta and our local DJs make it danceable.
Promoter: we put out a call to musicians Carol if they wanted to they could have played or you could have suggested it too!
Carol: I don’t want to be a part of all that, I just want to have fun.
Promoter: thanks for being a couch promoter carol.
by Feralart October 31, 2018
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"But Sweden's is about to get taken over by the sandniggers"
"LONG LIVE SANDY SWEDEN!"
"Sandy Sweden promofest"
"Sandy Sweden"
"SANDY SWEDEN"
"Sandy Sweden"
"But Sweden's is about to get taken over by the sandniggers"
"LONG LIVE SANDY SWEDEN!"
"Sandy Sweden promofest"
"Sandy Sweden"
"SANDY SWEDEN"
"Sandy Sweden"
by DrGwoo July 21, 2014
Get the Promofest mug.An absolute bellend who has an iced gem a hair cut. Usually has a worse tan than Madge from Benidorm. Can only handle one treble and thinks "he can pull birds". Infact he couldn't pull a muscle. Puts "top pouter" on his CV. Goe to the local to order a lime and soda. One word to sum up a night club promoter? Cunt.
by mehh1246 March 20, 2014
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