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Promotion Boner

The pyschological attitude when one is in the position to be promoted over equally qualified peers. Symptoms include Premature respnosibilities and unwarranted aurhortive attitude.
Wow Jen, have you noticed Barry has had a promotion boner since Brian quit?

Jerry can't fit under the desk with his promotion boner.

Matt just announced his two weeks. You should probably shield your promotion boner.
by Rerry Hawkinson July 1, 2009
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progmitious

a strong hatred towards june.
person one: why do you hate june so much?
person two: i’m just very progmitious.
by janna gavarrow June 21, 2022
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Mexican Promotion

An increase in responsibility or workload without an increase in pay.
I was excited when the boss promoted me to busboy, but when I discovered I would still make $9.92 an hour, I realized it was a mexican promotion."
by pandaKrusher November 12, 2010
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promotion

An increase in pay, title, and responsibility for an employee within a company that should be based on his hard work - but occasionally is based on nepotism, office politics, or sycophantic behavior while on the job.
No one seemed surprised by Joey's promotion at work, as he is the boss' son.
by Loxi July 22, 2009
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astroturf promotion

faux-grassroots promotion, usually hiding a corporate advertising or marketing movement. May also cover corporate graffiti.
The recent "leaking" of fall pilots to YouTube is shameless astroturf promotion.
by Dancomono July 17, 2006
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promising footballer

Term used by the police and press to describe a hooligan who lacks any real prospects beyond their criminality
Promising footballer, Wayne Johnson, was jailed for his vicious attack on an innocent person.
Promising footballer, Henry Hicks, died after crashing while evading police on a moped. Drugs found.
by JonnTeee October 30, 2019
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hyper-primitivism

Anarcho-primitivism in the age of hyper-realism.

Organic existentialism shaped by virtual reality.

A designative-infrastructural unity of nature and technology.

Technology which is organic at the level of material design.

Defined by matter-agnostic consciousness.

Culture in the age of supramodernism (between hypermodernism and metamodernism).

A subset of anarcho-realism.
Hyper-primitivism, a subset of anarcho-realism, is a sensual state in which consciousness, designed by hyperreality, unites with organicism.
by sandraxine June 8, 2018
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