palmicide

To slap someone

Don’t make me commit palmicide.

by Mostonflick October 19, 2021

Phonicide

When a phone is tired of living as a phone or being owned by a human who it does not like, it kills itself, ala, breaking its own battery or making its human drop it.

One of the many reasons why phones do not last very long.

Tom: Dude, my phone just died on me. I only had it for a few months.

Martin: Did you check the battery?

Tom: Yes, it leaked out and fried the circuits.

Martin: It must have committed phonicide...it must have hated you...

by Oltavulpes October 29, 2014

Palmicide

The act of slapping someone

Don’t make me commit palmicide.

by Mostonflick October 19, 2021

RoMicide

An act on the internet that destroys a forum's most frequented community. Often, after a RoMicide, the remaining sections of said interntet forum is run and moderated by faggot nobodies. RoMicides historically have left internet forums either barren and useless, or pointless to return to.

Forum Goer One: I can't believe a whole section of the forum is gone... what happened?

Forum Goer Two: The RoMicide. Now there's no one left here.

Moderator One: Stay on topic.

Admin: ****, you know what, you're banned now too. **** this **** I'm a rockstar with a thousand fans that doesn't need this crap.

by Sid. September 30, 2005

promice

Someone that guarantees they will fulfil their purpose in life.

Promice guarantees she will be successful in life!

by Promice August 14, 2017

Premeditated Bromicide

When a bro plans in advance the ending of a bromance with another bro.

Norad: Bro, I drove up to Mollys place over the weekend and I banged her.
Pat: Bro, thats Swoyers girlfriend! He's like your best friend bro! He's gonna be so mad at you when he finds out bro! Thats like Premeditated Bromicide!!

by VTHokie September 11, 2009

Porcicide

The systematic killing off of pigs in large numbers.

With no cases of swine flu reported in Egypt to date, officials from both the UN and the World Health Organization have condemned Egypt’s porcicide as a drastic overreaction

by Lynxx May 7, 2009