Jesus' prom date

A term used to describe someone very old.
This lady was so old she must have been Jesus' prom date.

OR
That guy was so old he knew Jesus' prom date.
by Hikkin December 19, 2012
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Prom Date Dumpster Baby

Any fan or player of the Columbus Crew.
"He's a Crew fan?"

"Yes."
"Oh that means he is a prom date dumpster baby."
by deadonred September 16, 2009
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last minute prom date

The person you ask to or accept an invitation to prom from 7-14 days before the event. Usually a last minute attempt at not going to prom stag. Not usually a person you'd normally be caught dead hanging out with under normal circumstances.
Janine, a member of the math club was so excited when Bobby, a hockey player asked her to prom two weeks before the event. But Bobby only asked Janine as a last minute prom date because his former girlfriend Stacy, a cheerleader broke up with him two days before he asked Janine to go.
by Laiho's Eyeliner August 04, 2008
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Sounds like my prom date

A phrase used to add innuendo to a non-sexual comment.

It is very similar to "That's what she said", but offers even more options for use. Note that this is not a replacement for "That's what she said", but should be used when it makes more sense.

Also, high schoolers should be sure to not make your comment sound like you mean your real prom date. Like yo' mama jokes, and "That's what she said" it does not refer to a real person.
Jane: I can't believe we waited in line for an hour for that roller coaster. It finished so fast that I was disappointed.
Maude: Sounds like my prom date!

Biff: Man, that new lemon drink sure does go down easy.
Jeff: Sounds like my prom date!

Sally: You should check out the men's clothes on clearance at that store. When you walk in, on the left, they have a huge rack.
Bob: Sounds like my prom date!
by Atl Livin' May 25, 2010
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National Fake Prom Date Day

Get A Fake Prom Date Even If You Don't Like Them Date Them For A Day (May 11)
I Got A Fake Prom Date For National Fake Prom Date Day
by Rebecca Tompson May 07, 2018
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back-up, back-up prom date

This is basically someone that you know will say go with you to prom if you ask them. This has to be a person that you can relatively stand for a full night, or else can stand to stand next while taking pictures and then ditch him/her for the rest of the night and hang out with that person that you actually wanted to come with. This has to be a person that you know no one else will want to ask, so they are definately available.
Steve is my back-up, back-up prom date, so I know that I am guaranteed to be going with someone.
by carolinimartini February 19, 2006
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Ditchable Prom date

That’s what Bobby Singer (Supernatural) isn’t.

You can say it if somebody didn’t show up to an appointment you made.

It means that someone just purposely didn’t show up.

For Supernatural Fans it will always be funny if they hear someone saying that.
Bobby: "Do I look like a ditchable Prom date to you?"

Person xy: "I’m not a ditchable prom date"
by baby_satan67 April 15, 2020
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