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pooftard

An airhead that brings volume to her hair with loads of hairspray and immense teasing. Consequently, the chemicals from the hairspray become lodged in her brain causing her brain cells to die at an alarming rate. Eventually, this will cause the individual to reach a state of mental retardation. At this point her "poof" becomes a survival mechanism, much like a helmet for her head, in case she runs into doors, walls, windows, etc.
"Hey pooftard, hand me the hairspray!"

"Hey pooftard, will you tease my hair?"
by Sister Mary Katherine October 13, 2009
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procetard

A person who follows process to simply follow process blindly.
When your peers and management do something without reason. Much like charging up a mountain with a squirt gun to take down the machine gun turret simply because a process stated to do so; procetard.
by hatingdumbshit February 21, 2012
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Proletards

Woke individuals that are actually "broke" individuals, not monetarily, but philosophically. These are the working class people that think that just because they put the pieces together, they invented the concept or idea. These individuals think that "Their non-material, non-profit worlds are realms where rivers run with milk and coffee, where wine spurts from rocks at their command, where pastry drops on them from clouds at the price of opening their mouth." ~AR. These are the individuals that are woke and racist, who also don't realize that Karl Marx was a profound racist. They chastise others for being racists, but never took the time to realize they were supporting one of the most racist philosophers of our time. Not only did he get his economics wrong, he bungled his Metaphysics, his Epistemology, Ethics, and his Collectivistic politics. These Proletards never even venture into Aesthetics, they just LARP at any attempt.
Wow bro, voting for Bernie or the Left is the make Proletards. Don't be the guy that thinks one individuals rights can Trump another individuals rights. It's like saying that everyone has a right to universal healthcare, but in the process, some individuals rights supersede other individuals rights and make some individuals slaves to your pretend rights. Wow, what a contradiction in terms, what a disgusting waste of flesh.
by Objectivityiskey August 4, 2020
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Protard

Countable common noun: Protard(s): (pro-tard)- A name given to supporters of retards or special-education people
Person A: Haha! Look he has drool on his chin!

Person B: Quit make fun of the person!

Person A: Your a Protard.
by Shard Dardedar December 9, 2009
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protard

One who acts as both a professional and retard, thus is professionally retarded.
by winnie1493 January 8, 2009
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profaganda

Propaganda that supports fag causes.
Better known examples of profaganda include children's television shows such as: Teletubies, Sesame Street, Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood, Spongebob Squarepants, Ren and Stimpy, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
by triangularynx November 8, 2011
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prefatara

a young woman who has the capabilities of becoming a nesfatara.
You notice a girl that would be considered statury rape but you decide she is attractive and you exclaim
"shes a prefatara"
by Crim Light July 15, 2005
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