procrasticording

To delay starting work/study/household chores/gym/sleep/anything beneficial to your real life by browsing Discord and seeing if you missed something mildly interesting... or posting random stuff all over the place to see if you can start a conversation.

I really should get to bed, but i have some procrasticording to see to.

by AccidentProneAU June 7, 2021

Procrastibarking

The act of barking (literally or metaphorically) as a way to procrastinate or avoid doing something you need to do. Often involves unnecessary noise-making or distraction to delay productivity.

Example in a sentence:
"I was supposed to clean my room, but instead, I spent half an hour barking at the neighbor's dog. Classic procrastibarking!"

"I was supposed to clean my room, but instead, I spent half an hour barking at the neighbor's dog. Classic procrastibarking!"

by M1N0L3SS January 28, 2025