procrastinaction

Doing other things besides what you most need to do, in a way that what you need to do somehow actually gets done.

My latest procrastinaction was avoiding doing my taxes by creating a 20-year financial plan that mentioned I should really do my taxes. This annoyed my uncle so much he just did them for me.

by mindfu August 13, 2018

Procrastiductive

when the typical average human being procrastinates from doing a life's necessity to engage in a personally profound enterprise. Yet this individual is still doing something productive on a personal measure.

Parents: "Clean your room, do your homework, do your chores. You're procrastinating."
Me: (Setting higher life standards through the entertainment quality of my tumblr page therefore being a stupendous citizen and social network occupant, cultivating cultural interest through watching informative youtube videos and studying the patterns of human interaction and being socially involved through facebook)

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"No. I'm being procrastiductive."

by Hendrikplantsoen September 2, 2013