probability

a bull shit part of math that doesn't matter in the real world because no matter how small the odds are there's always the chance of that thing happening

A: What if a bomb goes off? (IDK I couldn't think of anything bite me)
B: What's the actual probability of that happening?
A: Who gives a fuck

by SlowXxXLearner November 27, 2009

probably

An expression used by someone whose life lacks any joy or happiness to convey sarcasm and pull others into his black hole.

Zac: Damn I'm good at basketball.
Vincent: Probably.

by Rob March 31, 2003

probably

An adverb used in any statement which is almost certainly false.

A: Where the hell is Tom?
B: He probably ran down the train track and died of amnesia.

by J Dogg October 15, 2003

probably

99% chance of subject

I will probably not be back to my Mom's until Sunday.

by Silenx December 31, 2017

probably nothing

This phrase is often used sarcastically. It probably is something.

Ethereum made 5x the revenue Bitcoin has made this week. Probably nothing.

by undertheradar May 14, 2021

Probably cancer

Have an odd spot somewhere on your body? Have a lump that you can't explain? Headache, even? Skip the rational thinking, it's probably cancer.

Mike: Hey, Jim, what's that thing on your arm?

Jim: Probably cancer.

by Lord of Ears December 27, 2008

hot probably

when your answer is contingent on someone else's response

Him: Are you coming over for Easter ?

Me: I'll give it a hot probably depending on if Eliott is.

by Galois022 April 3, 2017