protaskinating

Completing many low level, unimportant or "busywork" tasks while avoiding or procrastinating on an important task.

I've been protaskinating on my taxes all week, but my apartment has never been cleaner!

by TerryDinTO December 20, 2010

Zoey Proasheck

Zoey Proasheck is a YouTuber who makes gaming videos with the Yogscast.She is a lesbian and suffers from depression. She constantly tells her viewers “you are awesome".

Zoey Proasheck just made a new minecraft video with Ryitain

by because I said so July 19, 2014

proast

Post, as on an image board such as 4chan.

will proast moar tomorrow

by burstroc March 29, 2007

Proasstination

When you procrastinate when you shouldn't or are already late.

Thanks to my proasstination with the electric bill I have late fees now too.

by HumaneAnimal September 13, 2017

protstoclanotamy

that afterglow feeling one feels after defacating.

Jessie: I haven't pooped in 5 days.
Joe: When you do, you'll feel a wave of protstoclanotamy.

by John Motherfucking Lennon November 28, 2006

Poats

a short slang term for the cigarettes that are most commonly associated with black people,newPOATS! yeaahh

"yo,bro can i bum one of dem Poats ? "
"naw man dis mah last one"

by Thing. March 2, 2009

proctsicle

A proctologist's finger just after it's been inserted and withdrawn from a patient's rectum

That proctsicle was finger-licking good.

by sexpissdull December 3, 2010