wonder egg priority

an anime about a girl with blue hair likes eggs a lot, and toilet paper helped her face her fear of the egg that she loved. She now has an egg fetish. A best friend hatched from the egg. Yes, an egg. Then again she does have a fetish.

friend A: have you seen that new episode of wonder egg priority
friend B: yes the egg fetish girl
friend A: yeah she's addicted next thing you know it she'll be making out with them *blush face*'
friend B: your weird.. but then again right.

by inosuke hotty shotty January 18, 2021

Tip Priority

The perk one gets from giving big tips or being known for giving big tips.

Matt had 8 pizzas to deliver but tip priority meant that he’d deliver the freshest one first. That guy always slipped him a $20.

Ari knew that the woman at table two was very generous and gave her table tip priority all night.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

minority priority

A term used to describe what happens when the local government goes out and spends ridiculous amounts of money to 'give everyone a fair chance" and "end discrimination" where really all they're doing is trying to save their asses from getting sued by some whiny parent that bitches about everything by throwing money at the problem so they can say "look we're doing nice things, look at all the nice things, we're broke now, but hey look at how nice we are" the end result is usually something incredibly stupid, that doesn't actually accomplish anything and often time actually has the reverse effect of increasing discrimination and taking chances away from people, it also opens the gate for more lawsuits which leads to complete bankruptcy because suing someone is now a fad, which leads to the collapse of society and/or the terrorists have won and manbearpig rules the world until we get Harrison Ford to fuck an atomic fish until it goes super-critical and destroys manbearpig's tyrannical reign, unfortunately Elton John survives and is now in charge of your lunch program which is how minority priority leads to gay kids getting to have lunch before you.

Thanks to minority priority in public schools if a guy wants to pretend to be a girl he can use the girls locker room as well as the girls bathroom and its considered okay.

by Bitch Puddin' December 7, 2010

Priority None

How a person travels (frequently impromptu) who uses no special-affinity credit cards (that tie into retailers, hoteliers, etc.), keeps no priority accounts with hotel chains, does not accumulate airline miles, nor qualifies for rebates or discounts, nor contributes to add-a-dollar or round-it-up programs.

"When I travel I go where I want to go when I want to go. I don't travel often, but when I do I pay standard fare or phone ahead. I don't rack up hotel points, airline points, Amtrak points, cruise-ship points, department store points, major-league team points, hotel/motel points, rent-a-car points or charity points. I pay what I pay and if it's too much, I shop around or don't go. Nobody needs to know my password or log-in, and I don't get a dozen e-mails a week. I get bumps and privileges like you wouldn't believe. Nothing influences my choice of company or chain when I travel. That's called flying Priority None."

by al-in-chgo May 10, 2010

priority

A slang term for girlfriend or boyfriend. Started in Portland, Oregon it is quickly spreading amongst groups of friends.

Dude1- "Hey man you tryin to go to westmo tonight?"
Dude2- "can't man. I've got priority."
Jack- "I would've danced with her but, you know, I have priorities."

by cumsum June 12, 2006

Priority Zero

Paramedic term for time AND life-critical patient, especially when their condition deteriorates so badly that they could pass if not treated immediately.

Paramedic: Received a Code One case (time critical and unconscious) patient who suffered a fall, but during our travels, but it has turned into a Priority Zero as she also a cardiac patient who is having a cardiac arrest as we speak. We must get to her ASAP.

by brockhoward October 1, 2019

Prinority

When someone or something is downgraded from being, or is superceded by, a priority. It or they become a prinority.

"Dude are we picking up Dave?"

"Not enough time, I told him he was a prinority"

by Mother Fucker is my title. April 19, 2022