Print a Map

Slang for taking a shit. Used by backpackers and mountaineers to describe the deed with an optimistic, light-hearted tone for marking where they have been.

Ex 1:

Hey Bill, I'm going to go around that tree and print a map.

Ex 2:
"You all ready for the trip"

"Hell yeah, brother! I printed a big map this morning"

Ex 3:
"My son needs to print a map"

"The print room is down the hall and to the left"

by TheDudeHimSelf September 6, 2019

Prapti

She's the most amazing person you'll ever meet. She's kind, caring, sweet, and STUNNINGLY pretty. She is really smart in all of her classes and is amazingly intelligent. She can spot a lie from a mile away. She is the type of person who knows everything about you, but doesn't judge, doesn't say anything, but just sticks by your side. She has a lot of friends and never fails to make people laugh. She will stay up extra late at night just to talk or support you, even if it meant sacrificing her own sleep. Everything about her will make you happy, calm, focused. You'll want to spend time with her. It's incredibly fun to tease her because she has the cutest reactions. She is the one person you'll never want to let go, and if you do, then you'll be begging for her back. Prapti, in conclusion, is amazing.

I love Prapti so much, she's so kind.
Yeah! I spent 6 hours talking to her last night, and she listened and helped me.
Man, Prapti is amazing.

by elimax22 August 28, 2022

print("Hello World!")

You were really bored so you tried to learn how to code.

Joe: I am bored.
Joe clicks a YouTube video about coding.
Joe tries out the code that the guy on YouTube said to try out and types "print("Hello World!")".

by BruhBored6 June 10, 2020

Pristiano Penaldo

A certain portuguese fraud who luckily became a professional football player. He is best known for scoring all of his goals from penalty kicks only and ghosting rest of the game.

Hey did you see pristiano penaldo ghosted again vs Milan last night?

by BallKnowledgeGOD March 9, 2021

Fax, no printer

When u are speaking pure facts

Damian: stop lying to me

Me: you are daddy and that’s fax, no printer

by Luluisa October 26, 2019

Absentee Printing

The much maligned practice of printing eleventy billion pages in a busy computer lab and then leaving them unattended on a laser printer's paper tray for long periods of time. Absentee printers often confuse and annoy their fellow computer lab patrons as their excessive printing quickly buries the print jobs of other lab patrons.

This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.

Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.

Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.

Bob stormed in late to his philosopy class because his essay got caught up in the fray of absentee printing.

Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.

by iNetter December 1, 2009

Dick print

when a guy is wearing really tight trousers, and you see the outline of their dick poking through the crotch area. usually the men dont know its happening. but us women do! ;)

oh my, did you see his dick print today? hes packing some serious stuff!

by mynameiselly August 8, 2009