Eli Primmer

a Canadian singer, he is 14 and amazing

Eli Primmer is a Canadian singer

by eliprimmer insider December 13, 2020

primed my pants

A situation that causes a overwhelming feeling of ecstasy where you can't contain yourself.

I primed my pants getting a massage from Brianna.

by Chris 119 December 19, 2008

Primed Life

When someone is living an extravegant life full of on-the-edge experiences and partying. These people are usually very popular and party alot.

"Damn. Joe is living a primed life. He parties with Playboy Bunnies everynight."

"and he lives in a penthouse in beverly hills."

by sukram23 May 10, 2010

primed cannon

A primed cannon is when a man's penis is erect and sticking out of the fly/waistband of his underwear/pants, but his balls are not. Can almost be considered the opposite of pitching a tent.

The primed cannon sticks out of the ship, but the balls and seamen are safely stowed inside.

"My dad walked in on me in the bathroom this morning."

"Agh, gross."

"What's even worse is he didn't seem to notice his morning wood was a primed cannon..."

by Mr. Whim September 9, 2009

Primed Up

When you’re getting yourself ready to do something. Usually pre-gaming for activities, rather it’s to go out or for a sexual performance.

I be Primed Up off that Hennessy, ready to get active!!

by Thesenutzonyochin July 24, 2020

primed

when your penis is erect.

she had my dick primed.

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

Primed and Ready

For your asshole to be primed and ready to take the dick

Tom was primed and ready to take an anus beating from Daniel

by Yololel November 18, 2014