pricktator

Derived from two words:

Dictator meaning:

a person exercising absolute power, esp. a ruler who has absolute, unrestricted control in a government without hereditary succession.

Prick:
Vulgar Slang A person regarded as highly unpleasant, especially a male.

Mary: "Josh was ordering me around like he owned the place."

Hannah: " Yeah, he's such a pricktator."

by spider333 August 3, 2009

pritard

The driver of a toyota Prius. Overcome by smugness and self righteousness, Prius drivers not only fail to realize they drive a piece of shit. They also fail at driving, and generally life eg. The Pritard in the car dealership will happily agree to pay 50% over ticket price.

Pritards replaced Volvo drivers, and actually surpass them for their demonstration of blind stupidity on the road.

Oi Pritard. You drive like my mothers bitch.

Damn near killed me, Old Chinese lady driving like a pritard.

by livebythesword June 4, 2009

Nobin Prickard

A Nobin prickard is a fellow who seems to unknowingly
tell tales of false goings on, a fellow who takes a story
and tells it to a level of complete undignified fabrication.

Tales of throwing tv's out of the window, taking up smoking
because of child abuse, causing "mayhem" ahem, with ones dad.

Usually part of a scout troop, the Nobin Prickard is found in large
packs of tie wearing toggle bashers who listen to busted, and actually
enjoy it.

"Dude, have you seen how shit that guys tattoos are?"
"Yeah, what a nobin prickard."

"Guys im in trouble, i broke my leg in 7 places yesterday, then had to
run to the hospital but bumped into a mormon who convinced me that hospitals
are morally wrong. so i decided to take him to the pub and we had seventy pints of ale each...and then we had a massive fight!"

"yeah yeah, okay...we believe you" " who the hell is this kid, Nobin prickard?"

"once i saw a baby eat 20 cigarettes in a single go"

"man stop it you Nobin prickard, we all know thats not true"

by Tom faulkner February 15, 2009

ricktard

One who is exceedingly lame and most often too lame to be called stupid.

"Wow, he said that? What a ricktard."

"Guys stink; they're all a bunch of ricktards."

by Sarah Maree April 12, 2006

phucktarded

A combination of the word "fuck" and "retarded" except spelled a little differently. A phucktard is someone who is so fucking retarded it is almost not humanely possible.

My Psychology is so phucktarded she accidentally xeroxed the key to the test rather than the blank test, and handed it out.

by Fara April 9, 2004

Prickter Scale

A scale that measures the severity of a male's negative characteristics; method of measurement for a male's 'prick-like" behavior.

Example: "How dare he scream at you like that. Wow, he's a total 10.5 on the prickter scale!"

by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen October 30, 2014

bricktard

The act of of doing something that is borderline retarded

Samuel Lajoy is a bricktard
He's bricktarded

by Uzz Uzz January 28, 2008