Preview Beers

The beers that preview the premiere event. Preview beers are for those desk jockey corporate monkeys that have made it to Friday and willing to spend $7 on a local IPA because they “earned it”. Those that start the night with preview beers are often found ordering a round of bottom-shelf boozy beverages or indulging in free pizza just as closing time strikes. Preview Beer aficionados are privy to leaving the cheap stuff for after hours when their taste buds have dulled and confidence has skyrocketed. Their legacy will be forever immortalized in the walk of shame the following morning to recover a credit card and a tab that has yet to be closed.

J.T. Invited us to grab some preview beers at 2pm, but the tap room doesn’t open till 4.

by WanderingGinger February 5, 2022

preview poop

The meager little bowel movement one has before dropping the mother load.

I was late for work because I had a false alarm. Total preview poop. After I got to work I practically gave birth!

by Netherlipz June 26, 2009

Sneak preview

n.

1. (Communication Arts / Broadcasting) a screening of a film, or series pilot, at an unexpected time to test audience reaction before its release. Not to be confused with sneak peek.

We were invited to a sneak preview at Warner Bros. Studios!

by Jrskow July 16, 2011

baking preview

When a person lets you know in advance what they plan on baking for some event or just for fun.

Duder 1: "Oh just give me a break. Cookies, cake and brownies that's what I'm gonna bake."

Duder 2: "Sweet dude! I can't wait for your grandma's funeral! Your baking preview left me craving them shits."

by westfalia February 11, 2010

squeak preview

A fart leading up to a shit

I let out a squeak preview after eating all that Indian food

by tengle August 25, 2015

snake preview

A dishonest, untrustworthy person's first, seemingly innocuous gesture that should have tipped you off as to their character.

It was many years later, after he had left her for her best friend, that she realized - his stiffing the waiter on their first date was a snake preview.

by Monkey's Dad April 9, 2020

Movie Preview

Movie Preview: A moving pictation of a cinematic explosion and kiss.

I was going to see Equilibrium, but the movie preview looked pretty samey.

by Kwing May 11, 2009