In a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament

Bizarre way of saying one is in a deep pile of shit.

So yesterday I got a speeding ticket and I wasn't wearing the seatbelt, and then afterwards that same day I found out that I was not really that special after all, and then add to that the fact I am flunking this course I shouldn't be flunking, plus I'm in credit card debt, oh yeah and my teeth are fugly, plus I think I might have an unnamed disease... to sum it up, I'm in a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament. Where's the nearest Taco Bell by the way? I could use a beef taco right about now.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

columbian predicament

when you run out of toilet paper and half to wipe with a coffee filter

I forgot to get toilet paper at the grocery store so I was faced with the imfamous columbian predicament.

by ursaamajor April 13, 2012

predicament

The act of searching for a second partner while not being single yourself.

Dude, I sat by this hot bitch in English class today. Damn, I'm in a predicament.

by Colonel Webster September 28, 2011

Portuguese Penis Predicament

The girl you are hanging out with casually brings up the Portuguese Penis she had to see first hand.

Friend 1: Hey, I heard you were hanging out with a girl last night, how'd it go?!

Friend 2: Well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol' Portuguese Penis Predicament.

Friend 1: Aw, that sucks man, was it big?

by deftone_dude October 19, 2011

predicamently

when keyana or a person forgets to take a bath.

yo son you predicamently n you stink!

by janine April 22, 2005

Predicamentary

The adjectival form of predicament. Used to describe situations when the issue in question arises because of one's predicament.

He had to leave the house for predicamentary reasons.

by predicament December 11, 2010

Predicament

Breath mint Italian & Latina girls use right before giving a man a blowjob.

Sophia told Giovanni "No blowjob until I've had my predicament."

by DNRDNI September 5, 2023