presumptuous

Arrogantly assuming something without knowing the all the facts.

"I know John stole the money because he looks like a thief."

"I know Jessica will go on a date with me because I'm good looking."

"I'm sorry Mr. Smith, but I can’t hire you. You don't look like the type of person that can do a good job."

"My boss is a presumptuous, pretentious, conceited, arrogant, audacious, presuming, pompous asshole that thinks he knows everything!"

by Joe Net November 26, 2007

presumptuous

too straight foward--to the point of being harsh and/or abrasive

People who are judgemental have a bad habit of being presumptuous & offering unsolicited advice.

by A Po' Mo'Fo November 26, 2007

prebumptual agreement

It's like a prenuptial agreement, but it specifies the rules of a one night stand instead of that of a marriage.
short: prebump

I was gonna bang out jessica last night but she wouldn't sign the prebumptual agreement

by bigearl January 22, 2009

Presumption of innocence

Where was mine again? I missed it.

Hym “Where was my presumption of innocence? Because unlike the retard and the whores in the brothel, I didn’t insinuate that I was doing the thing of which I was accused. And in response to the allegation that was levied against me, my question was: if I am being transferred out in response to an allegation, why was she not transferred out when she was accused (by someone other than me) of fucking the retard? I was fired for not reporting the retard sex when I was the one being told about the accusations of retard by a manager. You don’t give a fuck about the presumption of innocence. You care about protecting women regardless of guilt and you’re abusing the presumption of innocence to extrajudicially arbitrate the outcome of the situation. And there are women in prison for doing the thing I’m talking about.

by Hym Iam October 16, 2022

presumably

A word in which only goats may use

I am a goat therefore I can presumably use the word presumably.

by PersumableGoat June 29, 2018

Presumptious Zoodles

A commentary artist on youtube, whom is hoping to become extremely famous. Originates in williams lake under the name Kyle M.
also known by his tag PZ

did you see PZ's new video yesturday? shit was dope man!
Did you see Presumptious Zoodles new video? INSANE MAN

by Presumptious Zoodles A.K.A PZ November 28, 2010

absent presumed working

A person not online as often as they had been, particularly in the daytime. Absent from chat sites or messenger programs like Yahoo or Skype or Facebook or Stickam.

Jane is absent presumed working (APW), she was not been on Facebook today (this week)

by conibonjovi October 12, 2009