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preserve my sexy

To harness ones sexuality in a way that allows for one to purpetuate it for the future. in a sense, to preserve ones sexy is to secure their sexy from injury, destruction or relative harm and decay.
I use proactive solution because it helps me moisturize my situation and preserve my sexy.
by a_con January 6, 2010
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presser

Pete Dick: "What you wanna do after the game?"
TP: "I wanna order another beer and watch the presser on ESPN."
Pete Dick: "Lets get a pitcher then, those guys can get long winded, especially if Shaq is playin."
by Pete Dick March 9, 2008
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preshen

The definition of classy and confident at the same time
Dam I wish my boyfriend can be a Preshen
by Msnsixienneeidjntisb October 13, 2020
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pet preserver

A flotation vest for an animal (usually a dog). It is comfortable, stylish, and highly visible. It has a leash ring, and a handle on top for EZ retrieval from water.
That bitch went overboard from the speedboat. Good thing she was wearing a pet preserver.
by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015
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Kentucky Preserves

She was so dry we had to whip out the Kentucky Preserves last night.
by IronDrummer February 27, 2011
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cal aero preserve academy

bruh wtf why are all the hot girls emo
Guys why th is all the hot girls emo??? Such a cal aero preserve academy.
by 249872 October 20, 2021
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pressert

A dessert you have before the meal.
I had two cinnamon rolls for pressert at the buffet, but I still saved room for ice cream at the end.
by Lerxst888 May 23, 2016
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