preserve my sexy

To harness ones sexuality in a way that allows for one to purpetuate it for the future. in a sense, to preserve ones sexy is to secure their sexy from injury, destruction or relative harm and decay.

I use proactive solution because it helps me moisturize my situation and preserve my sexy.

by a_con January 6, 2010

presser

short for press conference

Pete Dick: "What you wanna do after the game?"
TP: "I wanna order another beer and watch the presser on ESPN."
Pete Dick: "Lets get a pitcher then, those guys can get long winded, especially if Shaq is playin."

by Pete Dick March 9, 2008

preshen

The definition of classy and confident at the same time

Dam I wish my boyfriend can be a Preshen

by Msnsixienneeidjntisb October 13, 2020

pet preserver

A flotation vest for an animal (usually a dog). It is comfortable, stylish, and highly visible. It has a leash ring, and a handle on top for EZ retrieval from water.

That bitch went overboard from the speedboat. Good thing she was wearing a pet preserver.

by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015

Kentucky Preserves

KY Jelly

She was so dry we had to whip out the Kentucky Preserves last night.

by IronDrummer February 27, 2011

cal aero preserve academy

bruh wtf why are all the hot girls emo

Guys why th is all the hot girls emo??? Such a cal aero preserve academy.

by 249872 October 20, 2021

pressert

A dessert you have before the meal.

I had two cinnamon rolls for pressert at the buffet, but I still saved room for ice cream at the end.

by Lerxst888 May 23, 2016