A preying mantis is a woman who, while orally pleasuring a man, bites the head of the penis right when the man is about to cum, much like the female insect (preying mantis) will eat her mate after the reproduction process.
Guy 1: Dude why is there blood on your pants?
Guy 2: Because that bitch is a preying mantis, she bit the head of my dick!
Guy 2: Because that bitch is a preying mantis, she bit the head of my dick!
by Layssiege February 9, 2010
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-"Dude this is fucking bullshit, I have to fucking wake up tomorrow, go to class, fucking eat fucking dinner, workout, then do my homework, what the fuck!"
-"stop preminbitching dammit!"
-"stop preminbitching dammit!"
by hoplaxbrahhh April 2, 2010
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The act of walking around a night club or other social setting and scanning the room for the opposite sex to approach and begin seducing. This behavior is very obvious to others and the body language of the subject looks like that of a wild predator looking around for a viable prey.
by b00zy July 2, 2006
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by ollie deezee January 5, 2009
Get the preying mantits mug.To preminisce; 1: to remember something your going to do, and think upon it a while, wondering why you were going to do it in the first place. 2: Collecting your thoughts for your plans for the future and enjoying the thought of them.
Preminiscing; 1: Thinking about the things to come, the future etc and wondering, why? 2: Possibly gaining enjoyment from the ideas of certain things happening.
3: To have a flash forward to the future, knowing what will happen, much like the talent that phychic's posess.
(Original Definition by EC, aka Meimi132:
Premonscing; to premonisce:
to think about things to come, to predict things to come, not always correctly. To think about the future.)
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Preminiscing; 1: Thinking about the things to come, the future etc and wondering, why? 2: Possibly gaining enjoyment from the ideas of certain things happening.
3: To have a flash forward to the future, knowing what will happen, much like the talent that phychic's posess.
(Original Definition by EC, aka Meimi132:
Premonscing; to premonisce:
to think about things to come, to predict things to come, not always correctly. To think about the future.)
Change - spelling.
Judy preminisced what she would do that day.
Micheal was preminicsing about his future.
Nick preminisced his death.
"Oh, excuse me, I was just preminiscing about something."
Micheal was preminicsing about his future.
Nick preminisced his death.
"Oh, excuse me, I was just preminiscing about something."
by Meimi132 March 27, 2008
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by twelveotenandahalf May 23, 2018
Get the Priming mug.Optimus Priming (verb): "To crush, shatter, melt, detonate, or otherwise epically destroy a robot or piece of machinery, hostile or inanimate, with force exhibiting the extra terrestrial strength of a giant humanoid robot such as Optimus Prime"
usage:
(1. "Dude, your car is such a piece of shit, lets just get a sledge hammer and Optimus Prime it... "
(2. "My mom got angry when she caught me Optimus Priming our toaster this morning when I had clearly set the thing to "light" and not "burnt to a crisp cause I'm a robot bastard".. I sure showed it who's boss"
(1. "Dude, your car is such a piece of shit, lets just get a sledge hammer and Optimus Prime it... "
(2. "My mom got angry when she caught me Optimus Priming our toaster this morning when I had clearly set the thing to "light" and not "burnt to a crisp cause I'm a robot bastard".. I sure showed it who's boss"
by Bootstrap Bill July 2, 2009
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