Premature Eclapulation

when parents of volleyball players celebrate before the point is won because their team made an amazing save and they end up losing it.

Don’t commit premature eclapulation just because our team made an amazing save, they haven’t won the point yet.

by Jughead of NJ Beta February 17, 2018

Premature Echoculation

when the inside of a brownie batter donut squirts out into your hand as you are taking a bite on the other side.

I bit into that brownie and it premature echoculation all over my hand

by AvaGlamour March 6, 2015

premature echoculation

When chocolate squirts out of a donut as you are taking a bite onto your hand

That donut squirted premature echoculation all over my hands

by AvaGlamour March 6, 2015

Premature Ecrapulation

letting out a fart, but the fart is in fact a bit of poop

The bathroom was upstairs and I let out a Premature Ecrapulation with letting out a relief fart

by Who8myshoe May 27, 2016

Premature Eclapulation

Assholes clapping too quick before a point is finished.

Adam Carolla said the seals in the audience at the view engage in premature Eclapulation

by SillyBusiness July 26, 2025

Pre-mature Eclapulation

Verb or Noun; to clap to early; or a clap that comes too early in a musical or theatrical performance. Either an audience member is too eager to applaud the performer, (either to shoo him off stage or out of sheer adulation) OR the performance is long-winded, experimental, or filled with confusing codas that lead audience members to believe the piece is ending when in fact it has not.

After 4 minutes of silence during piece number 1 in the Tribute to John Cage performance, Kasia believed the composition to be over, causing her pre-mature eclapulation.

by Taber Wood September 16, 2009

Premelture Echoculation

When Chocolate melts in your hands before it gets to your mouth.

Dude, it is so hot premelture echoculation was left on my hands when I touched my candy bar.

by Bonnie Size October 7, 2008