predicament

When you are fucked/screwed/in trouble.

I am in quite the predicament, I just got my mother pregnant.

by cuntfuck December 18, 2005

In a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament

Bizarre way of saying one is in a deep pile of shit.

So yesterday I got a speeding ticket and I wasn't wearing the seatbelt, and then afterwards that same day I found out that I was not really that special after all, and then add to that the fact I am flunking this course I shouldn't be flunking, plus I'm in credit card debt, oh yeah and my teeth are fugly, plus I think I might have an unnamed disease... to sum it up, I'm in a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament. Where's the nearest Taco Bell by the way? I could use a beef taco right about now.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

columbian predicament

when you run out of toilet paper and half to wipe with a coffee filter

I forgot to get toilet paper at the grocery store so I was faced with the imfamous columbian predicament.

by ursaamajor April 13, 2012

Predickament

Male version of a camel toe.

“Tim are you playing with yourself?”

“No, but I am in a bit of a predickament here!”

by Drobbo April 17, 2019

predickament

A puzzling/awkward/difficult situation that's due to someone is being a royal d**khead.

The Watergate predickament was caused mainly by a lot of Washington politicians --- including ol' Tricky himself --- being shady and self-serving.

by QuacksO April 26, 2019

Predictament

When you can see what's going to happen, and it happens anyways

Im in a predictament. The train is coming, but my car is trapped in the gates.

by dalek1111 July 30, 2021

Predictament

1. n. A bad or ill-fated outcome that one predicted would happen in advance.

2. n. An unpleasantly difficult, perplexing, or dangerous situation that a person had the foresight to see in advance, yet for some reason chose to proceed with anyway.

Dammit, I knew I would end up in this predictament.

by SKyway Sherpa March 6, 2012