Predator

Yell at them from your own lawn. Because that is a good idea.

Hym "It is really hard for ME to take your lives seriously when you clearly don't take your own lives seriously. I mean, I'm clearly a psychopath but to jump into the polar bear's cage and genuinely expect a predator not to eat you is just an unreal thing. Stupidity abounds. I just don't get it. I don't understand..."

Iam "I doubt they understand it either. We... Uh... We're in a tough spot though..."

Hym "Ha! That's for damn sure."

Iam "Huh... You know... This could end up being pretty bad for us..."

Hym "Yes, well... We don't have any other choice than to lean into it. What are the alternatives? We either live out our lives as a zebra with it's ass painted red, we end up a zoo animal, or we drown in the piss at the bottom of the mound. I don't really see any other outcomes."

Iam ".........."

Hym "No response?"

Iam "I'm trying to think..."

Hym "Just try harder. Trying harder is always the solution to every problem."

Iam 😑 "You're not funny..."

Hym "I think our fans would disagree."

Iam 🙄 "Fans? Is that what you think they are?"

Hym "Ha! No. I think they are drooling apes enamoured and awestruck by the dazzling spectacle that is my existence. Hahahahahahaha!"

Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 *sigh* "Shit..."

Hym "Yes, yes. You have probably killed us... BUT at least we have made everything worse for everyone who isn't us."

Iam "That... Isn't something I take solace in..."

Hym "It's their own goddamn fault for ignoring us."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2022

Predator

A maneuver performed after sex while your partner uses the bathroom to clean up, you take a shit in your hand and cover your face like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator and hide behind the bed and jump out and scare them.

I gave her a predator in the bedroom and she did not approve!

by Fensler May 8, 2019

Predator

A predator is a male/female that often takes sexual or intimate interest in people of a younger age (usually around 3 years younger)

Jeff is such a predator /pred

by Cirtified gyalist January 2, 2017

Predator

Worst cs player ever, he also likes to dress up as a girl on weekends!

Predator sucks

DarkStorm : Who's that ugly girl?
Squall20XX : Why thats a man!
DarkStorm : Oh shit its Predator!
Squall20XX : What a fag!!!

by Squall20XX April 20, 2005

Predator

A bit of a predator who takes advantage of old women in dirty nightclubs. Often seen spending extended periods of time with the priests and homeless. Also been known to penetrate his own anus and put his hand in the kettle. Also been known to wander round Yeovil in a clown outfit approaching isolated children .

That predator priest Liam Powered my ass

by Casanowak June 11, 2019

predator

Scwarzenegger action movie in which a group of commandoes must take on a seemingly invincible alien, drawn to violence.

If it bleeds, I can kill it.

by Gumba Gumba March 1, 2004

predatoring

It's like window shopping, except you kill people.

Derived from the Predator series of movies.

Bob and Joe walk in a mall:

Bob- "How about that guy?"
Joe- "Eh...I don't like his skull structure."
Bob- "Christ! I'm never going predatoring with your picky ass again."

by Nouri September 28, 2005