Someone who does everything in advance. Wayyyy in advance. Basically the polar opposite of a procrastinator.
Me: Oh Ms. Pap do you have our essays graded already?
Pap: Ha yea lol I was up till 2am grading because I had to have it done by Thursday.
Me: But it’s only Tuesday you still have two nights!
Pap: Well I guess I’m a precrastinator! Had to get it done!
Pap: Ha yea lol I was up till 2am grading because I had to have it done by Thursday.
Me: But it’s only Tuesday you still have two nights!
Pap: Well I guess I’m a precrastinator! Had to get it done!
by Thatstheteasister November 30, 2019
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procastibation, noun
procastibator, noun
procastibating, verb
procastibatory, adjective
derivatives:
procastibation, noun
procastibator, noun
procastibating, verb
procastibatory, adjective
"I had a ton of reading to do but after seeing that commercial with Jane Seymour in it, I decided to procastibate instead."
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One who has the urge to get everything done in advance—the opposite of a procrastinator. It can have both positive and negative effects.
Someone with chronic precrastination will attempt to precrastinate even when they do not have the time to do so until it drives them crazy, while others will benefit from it temporarily. In other cases, precrastination will lead you to mess up because you did not think things through.
Someone with chronic precrastination will attempt to precrastinate even when they do not have the time to do so until it drives them crazy, while others will benefit from it temporarily. In other cases, precrastination will lead you to mess up because you did not think things through.
Sally already finished tomorrow's homework because she is a precrastinator.
Sally couldn't go to the party because she was precrastinating all night.
Because Sally precrastinated on her homework, she didn’t understand the material and got a bad grade.
Sally couldn't go to the party because she was precrastinating all night.
Because Sally precrastinated on her homework, she didn’t understand the material and got a bad grade.
by bluebubblezz February 24, 2014
Get the Precrastinator mug.Activity that consists in putting off important activities regadless of its importance due to lazyness or incompetence. The individual that procastinates usually just doesn't feel like getting the activity done and postpones it for a later date, always being able to find a perfect justification for doing so.
dude 1: hey dude, I really have to get this paper done today but what the heck!! I have enough time to do it tomorrow, it's a cakewalk... let's go look for some party!
dude 2: Dude, you are the master of procastination!!
dude 2: Dude, you are the master of procastination!!
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Get the procasterbate mug.Dude, I'm so excited to leave tomorrow on vacation that I can't work today. It's like I'm on precation!!
by Robert_OC March 5, 2010
Get the precation mug.This occurs when out of the blue you have the urge to beat it, but are not stiff. Most of the time, this results in looking at porn to get you going.
I was fixing the car, and then i had a sudden urge to premasturbate. I went immediately to the computer.
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