The act of taking a shit before going to an event, in anticipation of not having to hold it in uncomfortably for the next few hours otherwise.
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-May be used as a tactic to avoid dangerous situations such as the angry pirate, strawberry shortcake, or receiving HIV from someone they cannot resist having sex with.
-May also be used by a rude bitch who is selfish and wants nobody but herself to experience the pleasures of life.
-May be used as a tactic to avoid dangerous situations such as the angry pirate, strawberry shortcake, or receiving HIV from someone they cannot resist having sex with.
-May also be used by a rude bitch who is selfish and wants nobody but herself to experience the pleasures of life.
I got it in with her the other night; I knew she was selfish, but I didn't think she'd go so far as to give me the preemtive strike! What a bitch!
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Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"
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Dale: Nice hat, John.
John: Yeah, thanks, my wife bought it for me. She's a girl. With tits and everything. Mmmm, tits.
Dale: No need for the preemptive gay strike, dude. You're so not my type.
John: Hmph.
John: Yeah, thanks, my wife bought it for me. She's a girl. With tits and everything. Mmmm, tits.
Dale: No need for the preemptive gay strike, dude. You're so not my type.
John: Hmph.
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= IMPERIALISM ANYWAY
AHEAD OF TIME MESSAGE OR ACTION
CAN EMANATE FROM ANY SOURCE INCLUDING YOURSELF.
When you are MASTURBATING totally NAKED and you forget to close the curtains. AND THE YEAR WAS 1968.
I LOVE YOU DANCER a great MASTURBATION DASHER.
VOYAGE RELEASE ( JULY 11, 1980)
THE MASTURBATOR MAKES THIS HAPPEN PRANCER.
It is the CANT and CAN installed RIP OFF ARTISTS.
ANTHONY CAPUANO is CEO OF MARRIOTT INTERNATIONAL INC.
= IMPERIALISM ANYWAY
AHEAD OF TIME MESSAGE OR ACTION
CAN EMANATE FROM ANY SOURCE INCLUDING YOURSELF.
When you are MASTURBATING totally NAKED and you forget to close the curtains. AND THE YEAR WAS 1968.
I LOVE YOU DANCER a great MASTURBATION DASHER.
VOYAGE RELEASE ( JULY 11, 1980)
THE MASTURBATOR MAKES THIS HAPPEN PRANCER.
It is the CANT and CAN installed RIP OFF ARTISTS.
ANTHONY CAPUANO is CEO OF MARRIOTT INTERNATIONAL INC.
Dag nab it, I felt totally in a DAMN VACUUM as the PREEMPTIVE TAKES STRIKE as when I turned on the VACUUM CLEANER paper towel holder attached to the hose roll of paper towels still on it and I did not want it to be a more than a ONE PERSON SHOW, as I turned IT on the VACUUM CLEANER it got HOT FAST , where you can hear the SUCKING SOUNDS the whole NEIGHBORHOOD somehow witnessed and caught me as have to think about as the SyCHOOL AND NOTHING ELSE in my LIFE was ever the same and the perfect song lyrics and it sounds like THE VACUUM CLEANER other people are guilty also of NAKED BUSTED PLEASURES TOO , so we got a UNIVERSAL ATLAS , PERFECT HUMILIATING DEGRADING SOUNDS.
Whooo, whooo 1:36
Give me what I love, you dancer
Honey, you love me
Whooo, whooo
How you know I love you, partner
You're the one I need
Whooo, whooo
Everybody loves you, dancer
Honey, you love me
Whooo, whooo
OK, it works like this, the PREEMPTIVE TAKES STRIKE as it is a well-embedded attack that comes from your attachment to any area or business you happen to be in always done under concealment of a fact that a VULNERABLE FRAMING TARGET is the CANT you may say the PRIVIATE and the CAN is the execution which is " consider it done" to show clearly the passage of certain crucial events allowed for the PERSONAL EFFECTS and PERSONAL PRIVACY incursion the planning in order by a series of passage of events condemnation abetted by the JUSTICE SYSTEM or HISTORICAL CONSEQUENCE.
BONVoY AGE...(ANY YEAR)(S)
Whooo, whooo 1:36
Give me what I love, you dancer
Honey, you love me
Whooo, whooo
How you know I love you, partner
You're the one I need
Whooo, whooo
Everybody loves you, dancer
Honey, you love me
Whooo, whooo
OK, it works like this, the PREEMPTIVE TAKES STRIKE as it is a well-embedded attack that comes from your attachment to any area or business you happen to be in always done under concealment of a fact that a VULNERABLE FRAMING TARGET is the CANT you may say the PRIVIATE and the CAN is the execution which is " consider it done" to show clearly the passage of certain crucial events allowed for the PERSONAL EFFECTS and PERSONAL PRIVACY incursion the planning in order by a series of passage of events condemnation abetted by the JUSTICE SYSTEM or HISTORICAL CONSEQUENCE.
BONVoY AGE...(ANY YEAR)(S)
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