that time the senior camp counselors took the assistant counselors to a strip club and made us wear grey sweat pants and bought everyone lap dance, they took a picture of us all with pre-cum in our pants.
by teethan July 31, 2017
Get the Pre-Cum mug.The opposite of Post-nut Clarity, a man's state of mind in which horniness trumps thought. Can lead to serious fucky wuckys.
Blake: "In my state of Pre-cum Dumb I thought Brie Larson was hot"
Dan: "Yeah, I almost fucked a chick with a dick when I had Pre-cum Dumb"
Sam: "You guys need to jerk it more to get rid of Pre-cum dumb and get post-nut clarity"
Dan: "Yeah, I almost fucked a chick with a dick when I had Pre-cum Dumb"
Sam: "You guys need to jerk it more to get rid of Pre-cum dumb and get post-nut clarity"
by CitywideNut February 24, 2021
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that little bit of jizz that cums out of the tip of an erect cleat while exited by some sort of jerking or sexual motion
by mydasx January 7, 2006
Get the pre cum dripple mug.When one realizes right before they cum that they person they are having sex with is no longer attractive, opposite of post nut clarity.
John “Dude I was having sex with this girl and right before I nutted I realized she was ugly as fuck”
Jerry “You got that pre cum wisdom dude.”
Jerry “You got that pre cum wisdom dude.”
by Bone_Boi January 29, 2021
Get the pre cum wisdom mug.A guy that keeps asking u if uve cum even when uve only just started banging + totally ruins the moment so u av 2 fake it, badly.
X: Have you cum yet?
Y: Not yet.
(30 seconds later)
X: What about now
Y: Soon
(another 30 seconds)
X: Anything?
Y: (silence, but thinks)"Jeez that guys a pre - cum obsesive!"
(couple of seconds pass by)
Y: Pretends 2 cum
X: (shuts up + gives Y the chance 2 really cum)
Y: Not yet.
(30 seconds later)
X: What about now
Y: Soon
(another 30 seconds)
X: Anything?
Y: (silence, but thinks)"Jeez that guys a pre - cum obsesive!"
(couple of seconds pass by)
Y: Pretends 2 cum
X: (shuts up + gives Y the chance 2 really cum)
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Get the pre - cum obsesive mug.Instead of calling someone autistic you call them this implying since pre cum is considered dead they are also brain dead
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