Let us Pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place.
Amen
Amen
by Fuzzybat23 January 17, 2006
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When you impregnate someone for a prank.
'Pran' is derived from "Prank."
When you impregnate someone for a prank.
'Pran' is derived from "Prank."
You shouldn't prangent anyone.
by DawMAD5 May 11, 2017
Get the prangent mug.Giving a non-denominational fart and prayer in tribute to a fallen subjects memory. A far more tangible take on the often and overall useless but nevertheless used 'thoughts and prayers.'
Goofus: Dawwwg! Remember that bitch Bernice from high school who's dog died in 9-11? I ran into the bitch at my daughters school bake sale and I was all of a sudden so overcome with muthafuckin' emotion from her struggle to overcome that loss that my bowels overtook my heart and I farted in front of her and then dropped to one knee and said a hail mary in remembrance to fido. Just one because dogs are not equal to people but enough to not let his loss not be in vain. I think its from all that Amy Grant i've been listening to lately B. Anyways, Farts and Prayers.
Gallant: You are such an insensitive and insufferable prick!
Gallant: You are such an insensitive and insufferable prick!
by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 17, 2020
Get the Farts and Prayers mug.A shitty mobile game developer who creates the lowest quality shit games and hides all of its content behind memberships and pay walls.
Friend: Hey man, see that new Playgendary game on the App store?
Me: You talking about the one where you can play for only five seconds before an ad for another one of their games or their membership pops up?
Friend: I'm not sure, that sounds like all their games.
Me: You talking about the one where you can play for only five seconds before an ad for another one of their games or their membership pops up?
Friend: I'm not sure, that sounds like all their games.
by FlankDab November 19, 2018
Get the playgendary mug.Dear God, please grant me the Serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the Courage to change the things I can, and the Wisdom to know the difference.
Sometimes when no one else is listening, I recite the serenity prayer to myself and remember that God is always listening.
by yyuryyubicuryy4me June 17, 2018
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For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.
The famous prayer that the brothers in the boondock saints say before killing an important mob boss.
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.
The famous prayer that the brothers in the boondock saints say before killing an important mob boss.
by BAMFzfs September 11, 2009
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by luvharrypotter15 August 14, 2011
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