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The Devil's Powerwash

Verb: the act of emitting explosive diarrhea that sprays violently into the toilet.
Dave: are you okay? it sounded pretty bad in there!
Other dave: Nah man, I think I have food poisoning. I Gave that toilet the Devil's Powerwash.
by Cyc4015 June 27, 2022
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Powerwash bro?

A question regarding whether you would use a powerwash hose to clean a woman's anus before proceeding to give her a rimjob.
Guy 1: "Powerwash Snooki bro?"
Guy 2: "Ya bro, crazy powerwash.
Guy 1: "What about Rihanna? Powerwash bro?"
Guy2: "Naw bro, right in on Rihanna."
by Joey big dirt October 20, 2011
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Pee Pee Powerwashing

verb: using the pee pee powerwasher (your penis) to powerwash the toilet bowl after someone drops plops leaving a streaky shitty toilet bowl.
At the party, Dave murdered a brown snake and left it in the toilet. Dan came in after, vomited in the toilet then flushed it down. However Dave's shit streaks were stuck on the bowl. So Dan whipped out his pee pee powerwasher and did some Pee Pee Powerwashing!
by RedDan69 April 3, 2011
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powerwash simulator

The greatest game ever created. Best purchase ever
John: Have you played Powerwash Simulator?
Jim: No, not yet, should I?
John Yes! It single-handedly saved my marriage!
by ParzivaLore September 27, 2023
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Vietnamese Powerwashing

A sexual act/game that can be played with your friends who have penises. You both down a large amount of water and then you both pretend to use your penises as chopsticks and whoever pisses first loses.
“Man at the party Marky and Richie were Vietnamese Powerwashing for an hour straight infront of everybody!”
by gosplchior June 3, 2025
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Alaskan powerwash

Like snow on a monument being washed off. When she gleefully accepts your manly decorations on her face. And now you need to clean her up before her dad sees , you proceed to hose her off with the contents of your bladder
She smiled in joy to receive his load on her willing face, he preceded to give her the Alaskan powerwash.
by Dangleebals October 10, 2023
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Mozart Powerwasher

The sexual act of consuming as much epicac and laxitives as the human body permits, then using your supercritical shit and vomit combo to paint your partner before rolling around, locked in coitus, writing the entirety of Mozarts 5th symphony with your body fluids.
Steve: how was that chick you brought jome last night?
Dale: dude.... she wanted a mozart powerwasher ..... no....
Steve: I'd still hit
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