Skip to main content

death by PowerPoint

The phrase used to described the numbing sensation that accompanies a 30-slide briefing. Behind all the PowerPoint jokes are serious concerns that the program stifles discussion, critical thinking and thoughtful decision-making.
"Last year when a military Web site, Company Command, asked an Army platoon leader in Iraq, Lt. Sam Nuxoll, how he spent most of his time, he responded, “Making PowerPoint slides.” When pressed, he said he was serious."

"Despite such tales, “death by PowerPoint,” the phrase used to described the numbing sensation that accompanies a 30-slide briefing, seems here to stay. The program, which first went on sale in 1987 and was acquired by Microsoft soon afterward, is deeply embedded in a military culture that has come to rely on PowerPoint’s hierarchical ordering of a confused world."

"We Have Met the Enemy and He Is PowerPoint", Elisabeth Bumiller, New York Times, April 26, 2010
by Erik the Belgian URL April 27, 2010
mugGet the death by PowerPoint mug.

PowerPointy

A Term used for something that graphicly represents an orginization and appears as though it was made in PowerPoint 97.

Often used by corner shops.
PPT powerpointy
by MikeMiddle February 25, 2009
mugGet the PowerPointy mug.

powerpoint coma

a coma induced by a powerpoint presentation that is too long (lol, arent they all?), too terrible (lol, arent they all?), or poorly presented (lol, arent they all?)
- uh-oh My Audience has fallen into a powerpoint coma
- The only thing I can do now is put them in funny poses and leave.

(quoted from Scott Adams, dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-06-25/)
by karbyn July 5, 2010
mugGet the powerpoint coma mug.

PowerHoodz

Some autistic sanicfag who wastes his time making shitty reviews on Sonic 06, yelling about GRIFFITH, and faps to Cream the Rabbit like the sick pedo he is. He also regularly abuses his online friends because he doesn't have real life friends to a point where he would send pictures of cutting his wrists and face like a emo girl after having enough putting up his shit. He lives with his mentally disabled lawyer mom and uses his lawyer mom to sue anyone making parody videos on his meaningless, spreading drama, or not returning gifts from people they never asked to begin with.
PowerHoodz tried to suing me for spreading drama, gamerfans!
by StopSpreadingDramaGamerFanz August 19, 2022
mugGet the PowerHoodz mug.

Death by powerpoint

When someone delivers a powerpoint so tediously boring that everyone ends up slouched over their chairs and desks, in a 'dead' fashion
'just got out of a lecture, looks like everyone in there suffered death by powerpoint'
by gafejaokdfpsa December 16, 2009
mugGet the Death by powerpoint mug.

Powerpointlessness

The tedious use of flashy transitions, graphics and sound effects while making a slide presentation that is pretty much lacking in thought, meaning and value.
The corporate team stumbled out of the morning meeting after three hours of suffering through powerpointlessness and dry lectures about strategy.
by Songpoet November 21, 2005
mugGet the Powerpointlessness mug.

powertool

el capitan of the tool family, loser extrordinairre, someone who has a big head and talks big game, but every knows this person is lame and shuns/clowns him/her
will cirimele is a powertool.
by tyrell April 23, 2003
mugGet the powertool mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email