powerlifter

Fat hairy white guy who shaves his head and grows a goatee while binging on McDonalds and listening to heavy metal music but can put up massive weight in the squat, bench press, and deadlift.

Said lifts are done with the smallest range of motion possible while wearing suits with hydraulics.

Said McDonalds is offset by anabolic steroids which build a massive amount of muscle. You just can't see it though because all that muscle is behind a layer of fat because powerlifters weigh 308+ pounds.

Nonetheless, powerlifters are strong as hell and could kick your ass.

Skinny guy: Look at that fat powerlifter benching with a 2 inch range of motion.
Skinny guy's Friend: He could still kick your ass and rape you until you love him though.

by hbn7890 November 18, 2009

Powerflap

Verb-to vibrate one's own balls with a fart, primarily when sitting on a hard surface.

I let out such an intense powerflap that my nuts vibrated for an hour.

by Frenchrachelle May 31, 2016

Powerfingers

Using your index and middle fingers to rub the clitoris

instead of pentration she used her powerfingers

by Nitaboo December 23, 2009

Powerchip

A product full of bullshit promises, produced by a con-man.

I almost bought a Powerchip but then I realised I'd rather get AIDS and die.

by Deceivr December 15, 2010

Powerflex

A person with too much power and flexibility
Also called as bestia, craneo

Dude, I am a beast!!
Maximun power and flexibility!!!!
Powerflex!

by Foxtherevenger May 30, 2006

powerlifting

the sport of dinosaurs. lifting the most weight in the bench press, squat and deadlift is the name of the game.
chucks are the shoe of the sport

the record bench press for a powerlifter is 1005#

by niggasense May 1, 2005

Powerchip

A company in Australia owned by a cunt named Wayne Besanko that scams people out of their money to put a useless "performance chip" in their cars. Wayne has a 3 inch penis, and will threaten to sue you if you are unhappy with his product, however the cunt couldn't afford the worst attorney on the planet.

Google: Wayne Besanko or Powerchip

by lakjdflkajdflakj December 17, 2010