POWERTHIRST

The ultimate energy drink! Gives you so much energy, man power and speed! You'll be so fast mother nature will be like... "S-L-O-W D-O-W-N" and you'll be like "FUCK YOU" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!

"Man, I'm racing in the olympics against some kenyans tomorrow, better drink some powerthirst so I can kick their asses"

by 69winkies January 15, 2008

powerchoke

A Ford with a Diesel engine commonly called powerchoke because of its shitty engine. Duramax and Cummins vomit on the powerchoke in races, pulls, and even starting in the winter.

Did you just see that powerchoke drive by? It almost fell apart when it hit that pot-hole!

by Duramax_only September 2, 2014

powerchain

Where the colors and wires of your braces are connected into one wire strung across all of your braces. Living Hell.

John- Man, I just got a powerchain for my braces,

Rickey- Sue immediatley.

by Saucey Stud February 24, 2018

Powerthirst

When god hands you lemons you find a new god! Godberry, KING OF THE JUICE! Drink powerthirst and you'll have so many babies! 400 babies!

Powerthirst is crystal meth!

by uhgiutjgklt4r February 14, 2009

powerchrist

To consume a large quantity of a substance, esp. alcoholic beverages.

"Dude, Chris powerchristed a bottle of Seagram's and passed out in the lobby. They had to take him to the hospital."

by B Dubs January 28, 2008

powershit

To defecate with such extreme force and vigor it renders one completely fatigued, yet very euphoric. It usually results in the entire bowl being coated a healthy brown. Such causes involve White Castle, grease truck food, college dining hall food.

Oh damn man I dont know what the fuck I ate but MAAAAANNNNNN was that a good powershit!!!

by EricH April 19, 2005

powerthirst

An extremely powerful energy drink that will:

Let you shoot at clouds
Dead Jesus Rodeo
Gives you birds, turning you into a bird man
Boy+Powerthirst= Man
Man+Powerthirst= Manmanman
Pregnant woman+Powerthirst=Holy shit!
Turn people with Down syndrome into energetic people with Down syndrome (a very slight adjustment)
Man+Tshirt= Manateeshirt
Rabies+Rabies= RABIES
2 units of Hydrogen+1 unit of oxygen+Sperm of Zeus= Powerthirst (with sperm)
Face+fist
Baby+fist
Dog+fist
Fist+Fist= Doublefist
Merry Fistmas!
Bearrorism

And lastly, you will vomit a wedding.

Red Bull may give you wings, but Powerthirst gives you BIRDS!

by JG Plisken May 4, 2010