Flounder Poundage

the act of beating a fish senseless and then eating it's flesh...er scales before it is dead. A step away from cannibalism-like behavior. Practiced worldwide by small tribes, toddler orphans, and ginger kids.

Brandon: I saw this guy by the river beating the shit out of this fish, and then he stuffed it in his mouth. He choked to death and died before the fish did, it was weird man!
Charles: Yeah, that's flounder poundage for ya.

by Stumpystumps June 28, 2010

Poundage

An enjoyable act of being taken from behind. Also used to refer to something that is enjoyable.

Man we need to go do something thats pretty poundage.

by Shimmler February 11, 2003

Poundage

(in relation to alchohol consumption) the ability to drink, or pound, significant quantities of alcohol; typically beer

I can't believe how many beers Bill can drink, that is some serious poundage.

by b7r7 July 19, 2011

poundage

is to have sex with a woman with large thighs and ass,the thighs pound down on you.

I got some mean poundage from KFroude

by jpfucklefactory September 4, 2009

poundage

the result of adding excess weight or pounds

I gained some serious poundage weight on my trip to Italy last year.

by putti the insider February 24, 2011

poundage

Bowel movements. Called "ppundage" because it is heavy.

"Help! Roy just made poundage on the floor!"

by Casey April 2, 2005