irony poisoning

Irony poisoning is when one's worldview/weltshauung/reality tunnel is so dominated by irony and detachment-based-comedy, that the joke becomes real and you start to do things that are immoral or wrong from a place of deep nihilistic cynicism.

"Why would John do this to me?"
"It's irony poisoning, ma'am. Seen it a million times."

by SRSLY WRONG May 24, 2014

yellow nail polish pinky

The yellow nail polish pinky was a trend started on TikTok for lesbians to have a subtle way to spot each other in the wild and can be performed by painting one’s pinkies with yellow nail polish. There are other color pinkies for other sexualities.

“Do you see her yellow nail polish pinky? She’s definitely a lesbian.”

by sapphrog July 1, 2021

Kuzco's poison

The poison, The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison. That poison?

Yes! that poison. (Referring to Kuzco's poison)

by TrasheAshe September 27, 2019

Old English furniture polish

Old English furniture polish

Or Old English wood polish

Made by company Reckitt Benckiser plc

Old english furniture polish conditions, cleans & helps protect your furniture to bring out wood's natural beauty

It is specially formulated for all light & dark wood surfaces throughout your home, including kitchen cabinets, wood furniture, wood paneling.

Old English furniture wood polish is available in Liquid form
& OIl Form.

OLD ENGLISH® Lemon Oil Polish
OLD ENGLISH® Scratch Cover - Light Wood
OLD ENGLISH® Scratch Cover - Dark Wood
OLD ENGLISH® Lemon Oil Polish (Canada)

AEROSOLS
OLD ENGLISH® Furniture Polish Aerosol - Almond
OLD ENGLISH® Furniture Polish Aerosol - Fresh Lemon

Old English® furniture cleaning products, polishes wood care products bring out wood's natural beauty.

Not to be confused with olde english 800 ,
A brand of American malt liquor brewed by the Miller Brewing Company. that was introduced in 1964 , No they are not the Same product .

Old English furniture polish is more similar to pledge wood cleaner , Murphy Oil Soap Wood Cleaner ,
Guardsman Wood cleaner & polish Liquid All-Purpose Cleaner, Weiman Products Clean Wood Furniture Cleaner & Polish Spray , Howard Oil-based Wood Polish & Conditioner , Scott's Liquid Gold Liquid Gold Wood Furniture Cleaner & Polish Spray.

Old English furniture polish. / wood polish is made for

Sprucing up / touching up worn out furniture made of wood

Like coffee tables with scratches and gouges, Nicks ,cuts and blemishes.

Brand Name : old english
Product Type : Wood Cleaner & Polish
Manufacturer: Reckitt Benckiser
Product Type : Furniture Polish & Oil

For best results, use as needed to remove dust and clean stains on wood furniture. To nourish and protect light or dark woods, you can apply Old English as often as you like. When your wood starts to look dull or dry, it's not too soon to polish.

by Blu_leef April 28, 2023

Polish hat trick

Shootgun 1 beer , do a shot of vodka and rail of cocaine. They all have to be done one after another

U acting like a little bitch , why dont u do a polish hat trick and see if u can turn your self around...

by Honey badger 275 July 1, 2018

Party Poison

Our lord and savior, the real piss daddy

Piss is life
-party poison

by Fronk Euro December 2, 2018

Polish Identity Theft

When someone steals your personal information and pays your bills.

Me: My credit score went up and my car is now paid? WTF?

You: You are a victim of Polish Identity Theft

by Joey Paisan May 10, 2011