dirty bag of pubes

A way to insult someone that they'll be so confused by it they can't possibly have a good comeback.

Hey, go fuck yourself , you dirty bag of pubes.

by Cliffe009 January 3, 2017

Pubesmegator

This refers to anything negative or you don’t like

“God Tasha is being such a pubesmegator”

by Bobshackleford November 29, 2020

Guido Pubes

Well trimmed male genital area, similar to Puerto Rican Pubes

After her date with Tony, Maria was thankful he had Guido Pubes because she hates hairy cock-n-balls.

by Gavin Rosdale March 6, 2010

Pubes for Petroleum

A non-profit organization that encourages others to shave their pubic hair and give it to BP or Kevin Costner to help with the Flaming Verizon Sanchez clean-up.

On June 10, 2010 Robin Williams donated 14 bushells of hair to Pubes for Petroleum by shaving his balls.

by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010

Ginger Pubes

They are the cutest variation of pubes. They can be easily fashioned into a sensual red heart.

"Please don't shave your ginger pubes, honey, they're so rare that I feel like I'm fucking a Unicorn"

by Adeera May 27, 2017

yeti pubes

Pubic hair that resembles the wiry white coat of a mythical Himalayan mountain creature that's possibly related to the Sasquatch.

dude, those yeti pubes make your junk look like a hamster peeking out of its nest.

by bobsquatch September 18, 2018

50 Shades of Pubes

The sexual act, nay art, of an individual chewing several layers of colorful gum and blowing bubbles that pop into their enemy's wive's pubes. Upon leaving the household, this bold individual steals all of the hosts hair removal utensils and replaces them with rusty tweezers lathered in extra petroleum Vaseline to increase removal time of pubes by 95.7%.

My friend Tyler called me a "jagaloon" so I seductively introduced his wife to 50 shades of pubes.

by SurfTweeze609 February 25, 2015