Potato

Food of the gods which have been blessed to us. A religious item that can be used in ceremonies.

The naked witches danced around the holy potato.

by Asleo☆☽♡☼ March 25, 2017

potato

Australian Internet in a nutshell

My internet is potato.

by Will eth corn May 13, 2015

A potato

Flew around my room

A potato flew around my room

by the potato of the life March 19, 2019

a potato

Are seriously now your looking up what the fuck a potato is what the fuck is wrong with this world

What the Hell is wrong with you its a potato

by Magcargo1 February 18, 2015

potato

A word used by some people to describe themselves in a humorous way. Generally used by girls with low self-esteem who think they aren't attractive and/or cute enough to make guys, especially their crushes, interested in them. Most of the time girls who call themselves potato are decent-looking, or even considerably cute and adorkable, so their greatest shortcoming is their lack of confidence.

For extra humour and to blunt the edge of the perceived self-loathing, these girls might add the Japanese word "kawaii" (cute, adorable, lovely) to the term, making it "kawaii potato". This might be accompanied by a drawing of a potato with a cute-looking face similar to what can be seen in drawings by fans of anime.

Not-so-confident girl: I hoped senpai would notice me today, but then I remembered I'm a potato...

Shy girl: Well, I'm a potato. A kawaii potato!

by Rev01Yeti July 30, 2015

potato

Most beautiful thing on the planet... and can save lives

person 1: I think im dying
potato: eat me i'll save you

by Sush adush November 5, 2018

potato

People get confused when sentences don't end the way they potato.

i can count to potatoes.

by slapthatbutt November 29, 2011