Potate

(v.): to render one unable to process any more information than can a regular potato (like the ones that used to grow in Ireland)

"Dude my friend got straight up potated last night, he had to become horizontal."

by Donny_Horizontal October 30, 2017

Potate

Potate: (verb) to potatoize.

an item that has been given the likeness or properties of a potato.

antonym of pickling

That bread has been made potate, making it potato bread. Someone has brought it to a potate state.

by Polyp_Pseudonym March 25, 2021

Potate

The growing of a potato, or act like a growing potato

Dude are you going to sit on the lounge and potate all day?

by Anon_mous. August 8, 2011

Potate

to open a debate when no one asked for your opinion

Don't potate here, I'm going to tell a story

by Chloe Blue February 22, 2015

Potate

A thicc and petite woman.

Damn, that woman is potate

by hydragrace June 13, 2019

Potate

Basically a person who gets lots of stupid injuries and irresponsible purchases

Have you seen that potate girl and her new finger injury? I heard she did something stupid/

by bibgig April 13, 2016

Potate

The act of becoming a potato. Requires heavy amounts of drugs

My boy just made some brownies tonight, you trying to potate tonight?

by wild wildebeast November 12, 2017