potaganda

Any advertisements used to sway public opinion against marijuana, a non-lethal, non-addictive, soft drug. Usually seen in the same commercial breaks as ads for beverages containing alcohol, a hard drug which often leads to addiction, broken families, fatalities, liver disease and fetal alcohol syndrome.

(TV ad #1)
If you smoke pot, even once, you will:
* die
* lose friends
* become addicted
* suffer from poor grades
* shoot your friend

(TV ad #2)
If you drink our beer, even once, you will:
* get laid
* look cool
* have a fantastic time
* be the life of the party
* make friends

Annoyed stoner: Hey! That's potaganda!

by Jack324 December 7, 2007

Potatattack

When you eat a bit too much potato all at once, then your chest really hurts, feeling a bit like a heart attack

Dave shovelled the chips into his mouth, all of a sudden he started flailing his arms about and yapping

Dave's friend: dudee you okay?
Dave: Its good just had a Potatattack

by G33sus April 12, 2010

Potanal

The act of sexually satisfying your partner in the butt with a potato.

Sarah gives great potanal.

by jrockandthefunkyfresh April 24, 2015

Potamatoo

Pronounced as pot-ama-toe

A sick username derived from potato and tomato

Dude 1: Heeeyyyy waaazzaaaaaaaappp!
Potamatoo: WAAAZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP
*proceed with finger snap handshake*

by Potamatoo March 12, 2020

Potka

Pot infused alcohol. When used carefully, results in a perfect balance of alcohol buzz + chill body high of THC. Generally, it kicks in within 30 minutes and can last 3-6 hours. Using over the counter edibles/tinctures is much easier and allows for more accurate dosing than other recipes posted here. Mix 10 mg THC per 1 shot/1.5 oz of alcohol. Keep it simple and mix with juice, shrub, tonic, sparkling water, etc. or try some of the recipes listed in by cutter13 they sound yummy!

Anna’s is coming over tonight for potka and Mexican food, a perfect way to kick off the weekend! Relax, unwind, laugh + shenanigans!

by Jenny Cool July 20, 2023

Hakuna Potata

No worries about one's pot belly caused by over eating

I can eat as much as I want. Hakuna Potata!

by Doveye September 5, 2015

Potatan

Human who will not do harm to potatoes by eating, slaughtering or any other physical abuse.

I thought Peter was a Vegan but now i understand he is Potatan, because he had bad experiences by the loss of his potato-friend. And he didn't like carbs anyway.

by yourenotmytype February 7, 2015