posty

Someone that over posts on a messageboard or posts new threads constantly. Usually associated with hyperbole and !!!!!!!! - i.e. bloodbought.

Bloodbought is really posty.

by checkplease February 9, 2008

Posty

The act of constantly posting on Facebook - checking in places, posting pictures, updating status. Seen most often after a break-up when trying to appear happy and normal. Also common when on vacation.

After she broke up with John, she was so posty, trying to make him jealous.

He was so posty on vacation, we didn't even want to hear about the trip when he got back.

by Lucky#7 July 21, 2013

posty

mullet. Post men grow their hair like this so that their necks don't get sun burnt.

Man, check out the posty on that squiff zeph mother fucker!

by worm September 19, 2003

posty

british slang for a crazy, insane, or inhibited person.

Bloody fuck, Dan's gone posty!

by Daniel1313 December 29, 2006

Posty

Being relegated to running around naked with a rock and torch, usually while malding.

I can't seem to get a start today, I'm going full Posty.

by Bauhs May 10, 2021

Posty

When you’re at the end of your blunt and it starts falling apart you call it a Posty because Post Malone has the song “I fall apart”

Austin: pass the blunt
Noah: you can try to hit it its a bit of a posty

by Yung rev July 21, 2021

Posty Hoe

Someone who is obsessed with Post Malone

Damn that girl is a Posty hoe.

by kiana_e October 2, 2019