postboned

When someone is running late because of an unscheduled sexual encounter

"They were supposed to be here like an hour ago, what gives?"
"I bet they got postboned"

by qwertys February 27, 2014

Postponed Birthday Sex

to postpone the birthday sex to a day in the near future!

He wanted some birthday sex but was busy on his birthday so they had some postponed birthday sex the week after.

by melissayy! June 22, 2011

postponed

cause or arrange for (something) to take place at a time later than that first scheduled.

Due to circumstances beyond our control, the event has now been postponed. Please hold on to your tickets as we try to look for new dates

by what do i care 125 October 16, 2020

pontooned

Equivalent to pwned, owned, j00d, laviowned, etc.

"Oh, you got pontooned."

by Cameron November 8, 2005

postponement

the action of postponing something; deferral.

The postponement of the film’s sequel has held cinema-goers in eager anticipation for several months.

by what do i care 125 October 16, 2020

Postbone

When you have to reschedule the night you were supposed to get laid

"Sorry, but can we postbone tonight? My parents just flew in."

by Urgay Dictionary June 18, 2015

Postphoned

A meeting or event that you're planning to attend but which is cancelled at the last minute by cellphone.

Broseph: "Hey, aren't you supposed to be meeting Jane for coffee now?"
Me: "Yeah, I was supposed to but she postphoned."

by sijafo June 27, 2010