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Protexting

Refusing to participate in the useful practice of text-messaging, no matter how appropriate or convenient the situation lends itself. Seems to be linked to age and/or coolness level.

Can also be used reciprocally, like when you dump an incoming call, and reply with a text.
Protexting activities include:

Immediately return calling sender upon receipt of text

Making people want to stab you with frivolous calls and voice messages like "I got your text, and blah...blah...blah."

Not recognizing texting as social progress.

Bitching about the 50 cents you had to pay last month because you don't have text on your plan.
by Cyclemax December 21, 2010
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postering

Going around town and putting posters up on poles. Tape is generally used.

This is great promotion for local shows or concerts, or even businesses.

GUIDELINES/RULES:
- do not poster over other posters unless that event has already happened
- limit it to one poster per pole (per event)
- try and take your posters down once your event is over
- do not use profanity or sexual content on posters
- do not poster in illegal places (private property, buildings, mail boxes, etc)
"Hey guys, let's go postering!"
by Postering August 30, 2007
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poexting

Doing poetry through texting.
Texter 1: Ur so sweet, u gv me cvties.
Texter 2: What's that?
Texter 1: Poexting
by zbrcht September 18, 2009
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Poteating

The act of acquiescing after being subjected to intense peer pressure.
After being ridiculed about his effeminate car, Markeith was caught poteating when he went out and bought a new car that same day.
by Lootmon June 8, 2019
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pretexting

Typing into a phone appearing to be sending and receiving messages with serious intent, but nobody is receiving or responding.
While sitting at a table in a restaurant with his parents, he is pretexting so that he can ignore his folks and anyone who may see him.
by Mountieman April 4, 2010
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pretexting

man1- So HP was caught pretexting the other day.
man2- Pretexting? What's with the fancy shit? Call it for what it is, they were lieing!
by Zumwalmi October 4, 2006
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Pooexting

Texting with someone while simultaneously pooping.
I explained to Mike that I was Pooexting hime because I was pooping while texting.
by KEQ October 9, 2017
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