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High on drugs

Sharanna was posted at Ray-dee's after party last night.

posted by Sharonda January 26, 2003

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When the vallet parks your car right in front of the establishment you are patroning; a sign of respect for your ride.

When Kim and Megan went to Howl at the Moon in my 350Z, the vallet posted it right next to some Mercs and BMW's; they could see it all night from the patio.

posted by Youthful Wisdom February 14, 2006

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(1) to show superiority over another (2) to point out the shortcoming of another.
noun - postage

example in a conversation:

Jess: "I got an 1180 on my SATs, what did u get?"

Bob : "I got a 1340. Posted Bitch!!!!"

posted by cc March 21, 2005

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In roundball, the state of having been utterly humiliated near the net, as your opponent steps into you to throw you off, then swivels around you toward the basket and drops the ball into the basket as though you were not there.

Whoah, Chris just got posted by that midget. What a pud.

posted by Smack, King of Ramen April 25, 2004

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The act of being posted at a bus stop.

"Wya? We're just posted"

Posted by newfool December 21, 2019

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New England jargon for "Keep Out", usually written in big letters near the entrances to private property or otherwise off limits areas.

"Hey Jim you wanna fish at abenaki creek??"

"Nah man it's posted so we cant"

Posted by Jacobthemainah May 28, 2022

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Chillin, relaxing, hanging out...

Tom & Blake were posted up behind the supermarket when the robbery occured.

Posted Up by Steve Franchise November 2, 2007