An unusual sex act developed in the late seventies. It involves a man wearing a white sheet to make him resemble a ghost. He then has sex with a woman. Ideally, the sex will take place in an actual post office. As he climaxes, he cums into an envelope. He takes this envelope and and mails it to his sex partner's mother.
by CzarIvan12 November 21, 2011
Get the Haunted Post Officemug. Another way of saying that someone is eternally fucked in any given situation. Mostly because of ones own self detriment
by Muffinman16 March 20, 2017
Get the down the post officemug. Adjective: A term describing an incredibly drunk state in which those who are drunk feel compelled to go to the post office and smash beer bottles.
John: Dude, I'm fucking drunk.
Eric: Dude, are you post office drunk?
John: You know man, I think I am. Do we have any empty bottles that need smashing?
Eric: Dude, are you post office drunk?
John: You know man, I think I am. Do we have any empty bottles that need smashing?
by JohnHinkleH February 26, 2010
Get the post office drunkmug. A eupherism for tripping on acid.
"Teneal's dad almost drove over some niggers, he must have been slapping the post office all night long"
by MrsDrSeuss October 28, 2011
Get the Slapping The Post Officemug. Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."
by boo&brasen September 27, 2014
Get the Two stores, two whores, and a post office.mug. “I got Post Officed by my Boss today for stuff he never completed”
“I’m going to Post Office the guy as I fucked up but I’m not taking the heat for it”
“I’m going to Post Office the guy as I fucked up but I’m not taking the heat for it”
by PostmansHorizon January 11, 2024
Get the Post Officedmug. The New Jersey post office that handled anthrax-laced letters reopened Monday morning, nearly 3 1/2 years after the deadly mailings that further heightened the nation's fears in the weeks after the Sept. 11 terror attacks.
The post office was closed on Oct. 18, 2001, after NBC anchor Tom Brokaw, two U.S. senators and the offices of the New York Post received anthrax-laced letters that went through Hamilton.
source: USA Today
The post office was closed on Oct. 18, 2001, after NBC anchor Tom Brokaw, two U.S. senators and the offices of the New York Post received anthrax-laced letters that went through Hamilton.
source: USA Today
by levex October 21, 2010
Get the anthrax post officemug.