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Possume

#1 Dude, Simon just pulled a rabbit out of his ass!
#2 What!? That's awesome!
#1 No, it's possume!
by Ledeman May 20, 2011
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possum

correct spelling: opossum(why the o..nobody knows). a furry four legged creature that insists on running directly in front of your car while youre rockin out to journey then all of a sudden your friends in the back seat just scream POSSUUUMMMM!! then the thing looks right at you, makes you swerve, and disappears.
"Dont stop believ--!" POSSUUUMMMM!! I swear that possum looked right at me.
by ysometimesy August 28, 2009
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possums

Taken from a Teen Girl Squad animation from Homestar Runner, "possums" can be used to mean that something is negative or not good.
My boss asked me to work overtime today. It was definitely possums.
by Kris September 28, 2004
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Possum

1.) the act of a girl faking she is asleep after 1-2 drinks at a party to avoid the creepy guy in the corner that has been trying to get with her all night
After Mike was getting a little "grabby" with Betty, she decided she would have to have to pull a possum, so she curled up into a ball and went to sleep
by Nibcats December 7, 2006
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possuming

Much more older than the above, going back at least to the '20s.

Possuming: The act of pretending to be unconscious, holding body, breathing and especially eyes still. Purpose normally is to hear what you normally wouldn't because the speakers think you're asleep.
"Sarah, quit possuming. We're going home." from Matryoschka Daughters
by Matryoschka Sarah March 30, 2016
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possums

Said as a drawn-out, menacing warning of upcomming misfortune. A sign of impending doom. Indicates an on-comming accident or peril. Usually the prequal to getting Arrowed.
"I just found another girl's bra in my boyfreinds back seat, but he cant be cheating, right? Possums......
by AJ Hubbard August 10, 2006
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The Possum

Fredo: Vic, why are you hangin' upside down right now?
Vic: Because i'm doin' The Possum!
by Neonkey69 September 23, 2009
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