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rendering possums

The act of taking a particularly smelly shit, especially in a public restroom, leaving a stench that lasts for hours and forces others either to gag or to hold their breath until they exit the facility.
Damn! Someone's rendering possums in the men's room again. I couldn't even stay long enough to wash my hands.
by Decatur Thug April 25, 2016
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Spottin' Possums

Southern expression describing a woman's chestacles with nipples that point in wildly different directions, as if they are searching for something unbeknownst to their owner or the viewer.
"Damn Jimbo, did you see that lousy tit-job!? Those sumbitches were spottin' possums."
by Earl Bullard August 23, 2019
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punching possums

A one night stand whose performance in the sack is "just lays there"
"It was like punching possums last night."
by ramrodd October 28, 2006
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How Many Possums?

This is a question that an employee will ask a manager to switch subjects and to fuck around.
KV: How is it going
Maddox: Good
Kv: Awesome Possum
Maddox: How many possums?
by Strikle March 21, 2019
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Feeding the Possums

The act of taking a big shit. Something a possum would eat. Possums eat anything. Seriously.
Honey:"What's taking so long dear?"

Dear:"I'll be there in a minute Honey, I'm feeding the possums!"
by Darkmatter65 May 15, 2010
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Awesome Possums

Person: Hannah and Sam are awesome!
Person #2: Hell ya! They're awesome possums!
by Ain'tnunyabusiness k April 22, 2013
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crash possums

(n.) -- words that are spelled incorrrectly, for all the world to see, on TV broadcasts at CNN and other networks
"I've seen some real bloopers and howlers on CNN recently, where the headline writer spelled "competing" as "competiting" and things like that. Happens almost every day on my TV screen, all the networks do it. Don't they have copyeditors? I call them 'crash possums' because they remind me of dead possums on rural roads and highways."

-- Overheard outside a coffee shop in Harvard Square in Cambridge on January 8, 2010
by PRwiz101 January 16, 2010
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