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Sloth position

When your SO (the one who is receiving) hangs up side down from their hands and legs (much like a sloth) and sucks, licks, takes, the D.
"Babe hang like a sloth for me. I want to try the sloth position" -me
by super sloth man October 21, 2014
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Mustard Shot Positive

When someone is so sure of their answer, they are willing to drink a shot glass full of mustard if they are incorrect. Usually used to overrule a friend or teammate's answer to a trivia question.
Roscoe was Mustard Shot Positive that the answer to the trivia question was "November Rain". He ended up drinking 1.5 ounces of dijon.
by MKLynch June 5, 2011
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Loser Position

The Loser Position is where you bring both legs up over your head and point your cock right at your face, or more preferably mouth.
My goddess instructed me to get into the loser position so I could eat all my cummies!
by Whatwat3 April 24, 2021
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titration position

When you grab your girl and make her do a handstand so you can get easy access to the poon then spread her legs. Next whip out your dick and your sodium hydroxide and drop some of that shit into her pus til it aint stank no more and its a nice salmon pink.
Man 1: "DId you hit it last night?"
Man 2: "Yeah, but that shit was acidic af so I had to use the titration position on that bitch"
Man 1: "NIceee, Dude!"
by BigDicNic November 20, 2016
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Positivity on Top of the World

Positivity on Top of the World is a lifestyle the phrase is there to remind you no matter how hard things get positivity will always be there and it’s always an option. Staying positive doesn’t mean you have to be happy all the time it means that no matter how hard things get you know that everything is gonna be okay.
Hey bro I know things might be hard right now, but just know that everything is gonna be okay. Positivity on Top of the World.
by Lil Piercing July 19, 2021
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Posmic

Acronym; pronunciation; like cosmic. That painting is very posmic.
Inspired by observing the Heavens. Cosmic themed.
"Your shirt is posmic."
by 1Truth September 18, 2014
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pumpkin positive

The medical definition of a person with a brain so small that if you shine a light in their mouth, their whole head will light up like a Halloween pumpkin.
"He chopped his own finger off with a steak knife"
"What's the diagnosis, doctor?"
"Clearly pumpkin positive"
by IanXDaws January 12, 2009
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