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posh totty

Male or female totty whose poshness is an essential part of the appeal e.g. well educated; mellifluous voice; charming classy manners; sophisticated conversation; expensive clothes; trendy address, etc.
"I've always been a push over for a bit of posh totty and couldn't resist the charms of Sebastian, the concert pianist. That silky voice and those smooth hands had my nether regions all a quiver in moments!"
by Witch of the West October 8, 2007
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Rough Posh

Can be used to describe a person or establishment.

Generally an establishment where the individuals are dressed up to a high level of designer clothing, tight dresses, heels, make up ++, nails, brows etc but also have potential to stab you.

Women range from absolutely stunning to morbidly obese. Each are as deadly as the other. The stunning ones boyfriends (see below) will stab you, whereas the morbidly obese are no strangers to violence and tend to headbutt you themselves.

The men are dressed in impaculate shirts and trousers/ dark jeans but their haircuts (generally harshly shaved) and teeth suggest imminent violence. Clothes branding varies, but don’t be surprised to see Polo, Fred Perry amongst the mix. Builds tend to range from bodybuilders to barrel chested/ waisted.

These individuals gather in establishments and give the impression of money. Branded clothing as mentioned, buying bottles of champagne, pristine apperance. However their behaviour suggest the opposite of wealth. Behaviour includes - breast, bottoms and vaginas being on display at some point during the night. The women are able to weaponise heeled shoes. As for the men - extremely protective of their female counter parts, copious amounts of staring and posturing, physically intimidating, probable cocaine usage.
‘It’s a bit rough posh in here’

‘It okay in there, but it can be a bit rough posh’

Examples in Manchester City centre include - Slug and lettuce - Deansgate, the printworks in general
by Mr.Bee.Lee. December 9, 2018
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pish posh

declaring one's opinions or thoughts absurd, irrelevant or redundant.

blowing off someone's statement.
"let's get together! it's only been 3 years sarcastic!"

"oh, pish posh! i saw you last week!"
by mareycherry December 28, 2005
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Posham

Used to describe something extremely awesome. Or something good in general. Sometimes spelled with more then one "m". Also can indicate time travle if said with a scream of Chinese anger.
Friend 1: "Dude I made $500 last night"
Friend 2: "Posham!"

"Posham! Just got 10th presteige"

*Time vortex* POSHAMMMM!!! -Scream of chinese anger
by steammassimo March 14, 2010
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