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Old Man Power

The triumphant power of a mature mind as a substitute for youth in competitive arenas such as sport. Can be shortened to OMP.
"Did you see that play by Manning ? He's 37 years old for crying out loud. That's Old Man Power for you. Brilliant."
by Old Blue December 25, 2013
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Pac-man Power

FICTITIOUSLY ALTERS MIND INTO THINKING ITS INVINCIBLE.
John has pac-man power. #believe #fantasy
by prowsboys September 26, 2019
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Pac-man Power

FICTITIOUSLY ALTERS MIND INTO THINKING ITS INVINCIBLE.
John has pac-man power. #believe #fantasy
by prowsboys September 26, 2019
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Poor Man's Poker

It's a version of poker played with regular cards, but you're all poor, so you bet any worthless objects you have on your person. After the game, the players get their stuff back so they can play again.
1. Wanna play some poker?
2. I'm too poor for that shit man
1. What about poor man's poker?
2. I got a couple wrappers and a meusli bar I can use....
by Spoom1901 June 25, 2020
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One Man Army Pose

The dubstep act of 1 man stuffing an armies worth of military might into a woman’s vagina and making them all fire at the same time.
Bro I totally one man army pose’d her last night
by DankMan36k October 26, 2019
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no one man should have all that power

What you say when something is too powerful
Examples

Bob: He can pick all the boogers in his nose out very fast without anyone noticing

Joe: No one man should have all that power

Steve: The battery lasts for 10 years while left on

Akmed: No one man should have all that power

Dan: He can stand backwards from the toiet and piss up over behind himself and right into the toilet.

Bob: Damn, no one man should have all that power
by TacticalTaco42069 February 9, 2019
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