Someone who thinks buying a drysuit makes them a good kayaker. The poser wears the drysuit on flatwater paddles when everyone else is in shorts and a T shirt.
by A real paddler May 28, 2018
Get the Drysuit Poser mug.a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob is somebody who sucks big black sweaty ball sack and is probably fucking his mom right now
Chase Russell who goes to frontier academy in greeley colorado who is a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob. FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH LOSER COCKSUCKING NOOB POSER ONE DAY I AN GOING TO KILL YOU I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR CHEST OPEN, RIP YOUR RIB CAGE OPEN, EAT YOUR ORGANS, CUT OFF YOUR 1 INCH DICK, FEED IT TO MY DOGS, AND THROW YOUR BODY INTO A WOOD CHIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Mr. AwesomePOOP IN MAH MOUTH April 26, 2011
Get the bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob mug.People who claim they are obsessed and love The Jonas Brothers, when they don't even own a CD besides A little bit Longer and know nothing about them. Their favorite Jonas Brothers songs include, SOS,Hold On, When you look me in the eyes and Burnin' Up.
They like Kevin the least/hate him and love Nick the most.They only Like The Jonas Brothers because of their looks and music and not because of their personality. (mostly because they don't know anything about their personality.)
They have no real knowledge of the boys and do not genuinely pay attention to their daily lives.
They tend to be the most annoying "fans".
They like Kevin the least/hate him and love Nick the most.They only Like The Jonas Brothers because of their looks and music and not because of their personality. (mostly because they don't know anything about their personality.)
They have no real knowledge of the boys and do not genuinely pay attention to their daily lives.
They tend to be the most annoying "fans".
Obsessive Jonas Disorder Poser (OJDP) Converstion :
OJDP: "I Loooove The Jonas Brothers!"
OJD: "Really"
OJDP: "I think some of your OJD Rubbed off on me!"
OJD: "Really... What are you favorite songs?"
OJDP: "It's between When you look me in the eyes and Goodnight and Goodbye,I can't decide I love all 6 songs!"
OJD: " Oh my Jonas..."
OJDP: "I Loooove The Jonas Brothers!"
OJD: "Really"
OJDP: "I think some of your OJD Rubbed off on me!"
OJD: "Really... What are you favorite songs?"
OJDP: "It's between When you look me in the eyes and Goodnight and Goodbye,I can't decide I love all 6 songs!"
OJD: " Oh my Jonas..."
by JonasLover123 October 8, 2008
Get the Obsessive Jonas Disorder Poser (OJDP) mug.A douche bag.Similar to a skate poser,except with DC clothes.
We all know someone like this,all they wear is DC clothes,talk about how awesome DCs are,and usually act like they skate.These people are also the first to get that 'deer in the headlights' look when you ask them who Ken Block is or when DC was founded.
We all know someone like this,all they wear is DC clothes,talk about how awesome DCs are,and usually act like they skate.These people are also the first to get that 'deer in the headlights' look when you ask them who Ken Block is or when DC was founded.
Guy:Hey man,nice DCs.
DC poser:Oh thanks dude.I love DC.
Guy:When was DC founded?
DC Poser:Like 2005?
Guy:Who owns DC?
DC Poser:Rob Dyrdek?
Guy:Who is Ken Block?
DC Poser:I don't know.
Guy:Come on!He's on the back of you're fucking shirt!
DC Poser:Oh,yeah!He's a nascar driver.
Guy:God you're such a DC Poser.
DC poser:Oh thanks dude.I love DC.
Guy:When was DC founded?
DC Poser:Like 2005?
Guy:Who owns DC?
DC Poser:Rob Dyrdek?
Guy:Who is Ken Block?
DC Poser:I don't know.
Guy:Come on!He's on the back of you're fucking shirt!
DC Poser:Oh,yeah!He's a nascar driver.
Guy:God you're such a DC Poser.
by Chouk April 24, 2010
Get the DC Poser mug.1. Someone that starts fabricating heritage to Ireland around St. Patricks Day as an excuse to go party.
2. Someone that acts like they know the words to Irish Music while at the bar on St. Patrick's Day.
2. Someone that acts like they know the words to Irish Music while at the bar on St. Patrick's Day.
Look at that guy slamming back the green beer, he's a St. Paddy's Day Poser. He told me last week that he was Polish.
Yeah, I bet he thinks the ISH on end of Polish will pass as Irish.
Yeah, I bet he thinks the ISH on end of Polish will pass as Irish.
by OMGyouwillseethis February 12, 2010
Get the St. Paddy's Day Poser mug."Bro, there's shit stains all over the toilet seat. Where's the brush?"
"Don't worry, I'll just use my D.I.Y Power Washer to clean it."
"Don't worry, I'll just use my D.I.Y Power Washer to clean it."
by Jack King-Hoffman March 18, 2023
Get the D.I.Y Power Washer mug.Refers to the heavy-handed authority and control that Boss Hogg strives to maintain over Hazzard County, assisted by his assorted henchmen such as Sheriff Roscoe and his deputies.
Hazzard County has some of the lowest crime-rates (aside from those confounded DUKE BOYS and that ORANGE CLUNKUH CAH of theirs!) in the state, according to J.D.H. Power & Associates.
by QuacksO September 7, 2018
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