Poverty Sticks

Another term for matches, derived from being too poor to afford a lighter.

Laura: Can I borrow your lighter please?
Sarah: I only have poverty sticks...

by LauzLou July 14, 2011

herbert the pervert

A nice old man who likes to give Popsicles to young boys that he keeps in his cellar.

Herbert the Pervert: Hey young fella. Do you like popsicles?
Idiot Boy: Yes
Herbert: I got a whole freezer full of them down in my cellar. Do you want to come down there with me?
Idiot Boy: Uh no thank you Mr. Herbert (leaves)
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here boy

by Popsicles in the cellar June 6, 2018

Perverts

90% of people on urbandictionary. Don't believe me. Look up something nonsexual and I guarantee you that you'll find at least 1 or 2 definitions making it sexual.

Generic example person: generic example phrase to show you mindless drones how perverts is used
Generic example person 2: generic example response

by Memetic Man January 18, 2011

Perverts

The ones in this website. They turn every word in a sexual sense

People REALLY are perverts here

by ISHFWILF October 29, 2018

Pervertasaurus

An ancient creature which lured small creatures to its cave so it could gain sexual pleasure.

Or a pedo.

That Herbert is a right Pervertasaurus.

by Crimgoure June 10, 2009

poverty pimp

Any self appointed minority leader, who extols the perpetual poorness of their ethnicity, yet is quite well off stemming from their efforts. Usually a Reverend of some unknown church. Marches at the drop of a hat to mug for the cameras.
Uses White guilt to gain credibilty, money, and influence.
Are usually racists themselves.

Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are flaming Poverty Pimps.

by J Sin June 22, 2006

herbert the pervert

A man who loves boys *in sexual way*

Dude Herbert offered me some candy this morning and said come on I just wanna lick ya Herbert the pervert means: I WANT YOOUU

by Http/www.UrbanDictionary.com February 24, 2015