Portugeezers

Hero's of the seas, good at making cheese, if they come to dinner... give them cod and peas.

Just don't ever ask them "how are you" they will tell you everything that has happened to them since they were 3 years old.

Andrew: I live with some portugeezers

Tom: what are they like?

Andrew: They are fine so long as you always feed them cod and never EVER make fun of their country or their football team.
Girls are fit too.

by crabhands February 9, 2009

panhandler posture

That special stance a panhandler takes on, whether destitute or not, in order to appear more pathetic.

He stood slumped and nearly lifeless at the stoplight with a sad sign in his two grubby hands, but later I saw him walking downtown with some friends, with no hint of the panhandler posture I’d seen earlier.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2019

Portubeast

(1) Refers to a variety of hot-tempered Portuguese-American women found in the greater Fall River - New Bedford Area

(2) Any woman of Portuguese ancestry who might become easily infuriated by (a) Unclean or broken decorative plates, (b) furniture without plastic covering, or (c) substantial shortages of Madeira wine.

Jim, how's your Portubeast? I hear she made you sleep outside because you interfered with her cleaning.

by CapybaraCanberra March 30, 2009

pooture

When your life depends on taking a shit later in time.

Ben: My life is so weird.
Gregory: Well it will get weirder in your pooture.

by gregben June 19, 2021

portugeese

geese found only in portugal and is now on the endangered list it was never actully seen though

when we went to portugal we were attacked by portugeese

by projekt kielbasa January 11, 2009

Portugese Landslide

when a male places his scrotum on another persons face (ball in each eye) with the shitter right above the mouth. He then takes a dump causing the shit to roll down their face like a portugese landslide

Woah, has she just recieved a portugese landslide?
I gave him a portugese landslide the other day.

by jeff93 January 7, 2010

Posture

The ability for a person to endeavor in the practice of vertical rigidity in a such a manner as to stiffen or make all other items in the vicinity erect.

"Damn, that girl's got some great posture!"
"That girl's posture so good you know she ain't got scoliosis!"
"Look at that...mmm...she's got perfect posture!"

by Winnie Whitehall March 3, 2010